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Fantastic word game

What was I thinking when I drank way too much one night and woke up the next morning with a nagging simpleton of a wife and three annoying kids?

That's the only way I'd ever be on that plane, I'll tell you what. You don't believe me about Disney World? The people sweating inside the costumes there don't call it Mousewitz and Duckau for nothing, you know.
Also, three demerits to the Padre for not capitalizing "what" and placing the question mark outside the quotation marks.
 
Your stuff ain't meant to include redneck slang, compadre, n' if'n you keep it up, my stuff will have had the radish.

Reckon this ol' flatlander better just hightail it on down cellar n' hide my face in a bowl o' creemee.
 
Color o' the opponent's face will quickly turn to crimson red anytime that unfortunate soul stands in the opposite corner o' the ring from Cris Cyborg.

Looky there! That ain't even 'rasslin. A lil' unexpected MMA action from the redneck mark o' the South.
 
References were pretty much out of this world to me too, dmargalotti, so I just left them as is to allow someone else to move things along.
 
Hefty fines the FCC fer usin' unsanctioned Glad trash bags within the complex which is in die-rect violation of their ironclad contract.

I'd reckon there's a fine a comin' yer way, too, fer that one Padre.
 
Their ironclad contract wasn't so ironclad after all as it failed to cover the waste receptacles in the carport just off the veranda on south wing of the estate which was where the hired help were permitted to enter and exit for their daily shifts.
 
Shifts in accepted English sentence structure over the centuries cannot explain or defend the nonsense El Padre submitted for an ending clue, so you know what happens next!

Yup. Three demerits for omitting "from" from his ending clue.
 
Next, dmargalotti will show us how to juggle all those words he has been keeping out of his contributions.

I hope he lights them on fire. That will be fun to watch.
 
His contributions bein' "lit on fire" triggers a whole 'nother meanin' n' understandin' with the demons, witches, warlocks, sorcerers, blasphemers n' soothsayers circlin' 'round these here parts.

That might be fun fer you to watch, Mayflower Man, but I reckon that'd make this wicked ol' trollin' hayseed from the Piney Woods of East Texas plumb giddy.

C'mon, Padre. There's bountiful riches and unimaginable power beyond this world's collective understandin' down here in the evil empire. Petite Blonde Interns comin' out o' yer ears. Farmland stocked as fer as yer eyes can see. Milk bottles linin' the floor from here to kingdom come. Go 'head, Padre, embrace the darkness.

We'll be waitin' fer you. 😈
 
A collectible fleet o' cars ain't necessarily got to be o' the drivin' kind, n' I can prove that with my wide-assortment o' Hot Wheels.
 


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