The evil eye already sees the answer to the question posed by the rest o' us playin' this here game, n' it's a question that most assuredly deserves some type o' an explanation given so as to sooth our collective curiosity, but fer someone so hell-bent against animals, why is it ev'ry time you mention one, yer in some kind of physical embrace with it?
First, you romance an unsuspectin', overly trustin' heifer. Now, here you are gettin' smooches from a one-eyed mutt. Then, if'n that's not already peculiar e'nuff, we add to it yer fairly unhealthy obsession with a mechanical bull.
I just don't know 'bout you, WMC, but it's one o' them reasons why I keep the ol' cross hairs lined up in yer general die-rection. 😂