Ed, don't believe the hype.
As everyone here knows full-well, the "Freezer o' Doom" (Fo'D, as I prefer; MEFOD, as the more refined Mr. Ed prefers) was created, patented n' copyrighted by The RCM Ranch, through its subsidiary Redneck Enterprises, LLC., n' donated to Florida fer the explicit use o' our feller Southern-dweller, Mister Ed. Them Yankee Board o' Governors can take a long walk off'n a short plank. That freezer is Southern-owned n' operated. It'll go wherever we hayseeds wanna put it, by gum.