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Fantastic word game

Over the river n' through the woods to grandmother's house we go.

Had that game happened down in Houston, it woulda been a headline o' The Houston Post.

Well, 30 years ago, anyway.
 
Imaginative and fresh or boring and dreary, it still moves us along our never-ending quest for greatness on the interweb.
 
Our never-ending quest for greatness on the interweb continues as I submit today's Early Morning Contribution in the absence of rosecity and Mr. EMC his own self, dmargalotti.
 
Today's Early Morning Contribution(,) in the absence of rosecity and Mr. EMC his own self, dmargalotti, was submitted to you by the Land o' Mayflowers (LOM, if'n you pre-fer), n' although it wasn't too spectacular nor inspirational, by golly, it'll do.

I was a comin', but had a lil' situation out at the henhouse this mornin'. All is well, now, unless yer that has suddenly met his maker.
 
Breakfast, which was my standard bowl o' Frosted Flakes (they're grrrrrreat!), o-curred die-rectly after I put a .22 casin' in that dagnabbed fox, n' it got me so egg-cited this mornin' that I fer-got to mention the subject critter that I done went n' dealt with before the sun came up.

Gosh almighty. That woulda been mighty helpful in tellin' the story to y'all.😳
 
Breakfast, lunch, and dinner could all be a good ol' #2 from Whataburger, with a side o' rings n' a hot apple pie, n' I'd plumb be living in high cotton.

Holy guacamole, I'm gettin' mighty full from the two diff'ernt breakfasts I'm workin' from this mornin'. On top o' my regular bowl o' Frosted Flakes to boot! Somebody, please send down a stomach pump!
 
The back of my refrigerator is filled up with cans of cold, frosty Caffeine-Free Diet Coke which pretty much means, based on that one fact, you can consider me the anti-rosecitymedia.

And thank goodness for that!
 
You can consider me the anti-rosecitymedia, too, but doin' so would then have you viewin' me as an unimaginative bore who has a fascination with time.

Be glad yer not me today, fer sure. Lots of work to be done 'round the RCM Ranch this Friday, gettin' ev'ryone pre-pared fer the weekend snow/ice/sleetageddon.

May not hear from the ol' hayseed much this weekend, much to the disappointment n' chagrin o' one dweller o' mayflowers.

Y'all have fun at Illusions tomorrow night. I'll be elbow deep in the Yeti, try'na stay warm.
 
A fascination with time will be on hold as the Land Of Mayflowers (LOM as no one prefers) is also slated to get decked with massive amounts of snow which means the 80s Rockfest may get cancelled for the very first time.

Wow, time in 2 different clues.
 
For the very first time in the history o' redneck gameplay, n' this is a big 'un fer the ol' cantankerous hayseed, I'm gonna wish you a safe weekend n' hope all is well up there so you'll be right here holdin' up yer quarter o' the Fantastic equation come Monday morning.

Be safe up there, WMC. Y'all too, Padre n' Linguistics Czar. I know y'all Yankees are accustomed to this kind of frozen balderdash, but it sounds like it's going to get purdy bad. Louisiana is gonna get the brunt o' it, down here, but I'll soon find out just how Henrietta n' Connie felt after gettin' stored in the Freezer o' Doom, right here in the ETX.

N' that makes 3 in a row. The Boudoir is liable to be throwin' a fit right 'bout now. 😂
 
Workout routines are guaranteed to get you in the best shape of your life if you do them on Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday, in January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November and December, every hour of the day, until the end of time.
 


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