Nurse Jeff and I wuz wonderin' why we weren't invited to The Peak's Festivus on 8/8? Is it because we'd fail miserably at Feats of Strength? Are aluminum poles dangerous during monsoon season? Or maybe Peakerman fears we'd spend too much time airing grievances when it comes to Valley media? The holiday may be for the rest of us, but the Nurse and I think there has to be another way to celebrate Festivus!