Clear Channel Programming Staff Huddling In Atlanta...
1. ready to drop back 10 and punt!
2. comparing resumes and current job openings outside of the company.
3. trying to figure out why Hogan is still QB.
4. doing something charitible like recreating Sherman's march to the Sea!
5. Miss Scarlett, Miss Scarlett... They're Burning Atlanta!!!
6. sales training with Herb Tarlek
7. fixing the traffic since they've done so well with radio!
8. coming up with a new system to broadcast audio where we will all have to by new radio, produced by CC (hide the string and Dixie cups!)
9. making Android DJs!
10. Doing the following scene from Blazing Saddles:
Taggart: I got it. I got it.
Hedley Lamarr: You do?
Taggart: We'll work up a "Number 6" on 'em.
Hedley Lamarr: "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one...
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: NAW. We rape the snot out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous.
