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AliceTheCook
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In case you didn't read Philpot's article last week, here's what the moronic, all-knowing and clueless new PD Nikki (Good)Nite had to say:
"The music changes on the station are pretty subtle," says Nikki Nite, the station's program director. "The call letters, KVIL, stand for a lot of things, a lot of really wonderful things that were part of a great history on that radio station. But some of the things that KVIL stands for are not relevant to today."
What a pompous, arrogant thing to say. So what are "some of those things" she mentions are "not relevant"? Ratings? Dedicated, die-hard listenership? Fun and effective contests? Buzz and energy? A reasonably-accommodating playlist? Intelligent, quality, familiar jocks with something of true value and/or humor to say? Billing? Station value? (Yeah, Infinity, try to get your $82 mil investment back out of it NOW--oh, and adjust that 1993 figure to constant dollars while you're at it.) Sounds like Nikki is on a quest to re-make the old B-97.9: a cut-rate spoof of the old KVIL. But don't listen to us; what would local listeners know about what they expect from their local radio station?
Methinks of several situations where the new, incoming owner or PD THOUGHT he/she knew the market and the listeners, but ended up having no clue whatsoever: The obvious, Lite 97.9, which spent all its energy and time explaining and promoting every little nuance in its format that listeners were bored to tears between songs. The post-Belo Zoo, first sacrificing its heritage format for a pseudo-classic rock one, then dumping everything for boring, predictable soft rock (the pre-Lite format known as "Warm 97.9.") CD107.5, a forgettable stab at classic rock that ended up being PD Doug Gondek's personal jukebox, killing off ratings-stable KMEZ in the process. KEGL, when Nationwide Insurance dumped Howard Stern just to rid the market of him, then turned around and sold the station. KRBV, killing off 100.3 JAMZ and starting a downward spiral that it never recovered from. There's many more.
And even some that, somehow, are still on the air today after major overhauls, and just tread water until the next brilliant programming idea comes along: The Bone, KSKY and KRLD come to mind at first glance.
Nikki, consider LEASING instead of BUYING, be it a house or car. Ask Smokey and all the others behind him if you choose not to believe. Maybe you can hitch a ride with Gene-n-Julie to their next gig when the staff gets let go in a couple of books.
"The music changes on the station are pretty subtle," says Nikki Nite, the station's program director. "The call letters, KVIL, stand for a lot of things, a lot of really wonderful things that were part of a great history on that radio station. But some of the things that KVIL stands for are not relevant to today."
What a pompous, arrogant thing to say. So what are "some of those things" she mentions are "not relevant"? Ratings? Dedicated, die-hard listenership? Fun and effective contests? Buzz and energy? A reasonably-accommodating playlist? Intelligent, quality, familiar jocks with something of true value and/or humor to say? Billing? Station value? (Yeah, Infinity, try to get your $82 mil investment back out of it NOW--oh, and adjust that 1993 figure to constant dollars while you're at it.) Sounds like Nikki is on a quest to re-make the old B-97.9: a cut-rate spoof of the old KVIL. But don't listen to us; what would local listeners know about what they expect from their local radio station?
Methinks of several situations where the new, incoming owner or PD THOUGHT he/she knew the market and the listeners, but ended up having no clue whatsoever: The obvious, Lite 97.9, which spent all its energy and time explaining and promoting every little nuance in its format that listeners were bored to tears between songs. The post-Belo Zoo, first sacrificing its heritage format for a pseudo-classic rock one, then dumping everything for boring, predictable soft rock (the pre-Lite format known as "Warm 97.9.") CD107.5, a forgettable stab at classic rock that ended up being PD Doug Gondek's personal jukebox, killing off ratings-stable KMEZ in the process. KEGL, when Nationwide Insurance dumped Howard Stern just to rid the market of him, then turned around and sold the station. KRBV, killing off 100.3 JAMZ and starting a downward spiral that it never recovered from. There's many more.
And even some that, somehow, are still on the air today after major overhauls, and just tread water until the next brilliant programming idea comes along: The Bone, KSKY and KRLD come to mind at first glance.
Nikki, consider LEASING instead of BUYING, be it a house or car. Ask Smokey and all the others behind him if you choose not to believe. Maybe you can hitch a ride with Gene-n-Julie to their next gig when the staff gets let go in a couple of books.