"At one point (Foster Brooks) told a story that went something like this:
I remember Buffalo well. As a matter of fact my favorite Man On The Street
interview happened in Buffalo. It was during the war and I asked a woman what her fondest wish was.
She replied "I want to wake up tomorrow morning and find my husband standing at the foot of the bed with his discharge in his hand".
The place went wild! He still had it."
That, or a recreation of it, made one of Kermit Schaefer's Blooper records, although the way it was edited you couldn't tell the source. Now, as Paul Harvey used to say, you know the REST of the story...
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