Fred Smerlas is the cure for homosexuality, like Howie Carr. No self-respecting gay male would go near them.
They watch Brokeback Mountain and realize they ain't getting any, so they have to go on the offensive.
Who would you rather sleep with? Jake Gyllenhaal, Fred Smerlas or Howie Carr? If they were the last three on earth and there was a gun to your head?
Gimme Gyllenhaal! Forget the gun and the last 3 on earth, I'll take Jake Gyllenhaal right now, thank you very much.
THE CHRISTIAN RIGHT, IN ASSOCIATION WITH WRKO/ENTERCOM, HAVE FOUND THE CURE FOR BEING GAY.
Choose any of these hosts or ex-hosts for your next date and you'll beg to be with a woman...
1)Ted Sarandis - proving that bald ain't beautiful
2)Tom Lejkus - a fist to the head is worth two in the bush
3)John DePetro - and you think you've never seen the darkside of the moon?
4)Todd Feinburg
5)Moe Lauzier
gross! Just the thought is enough to make a gay male consider a Playboy subscription.