One of my favoritre stories about our two stations was the day we did the WQEQ "Baby Break".. it was sponsored by a local furniture store who featured Nursery items. Joyce, who was our copywritter did the breaks every morning live with me. Now understand, that Joyce was very prim and proper and prided herself of getting things totally correct, both gramatically and in execution. Her last birth announcement is for a little boy named James, who's grandparents lived in "SCROTUM"...I look over at Joyce in amazement and said "Where do they live?" and she repeated "SCROTUM"... I hit the recorded close for the show and grabbed her copy and said off air.. "Joyce, that Scottrun!" The look on her face and her embarrasment were pricesless.
The there was the time we had a part time newsperson.. new to the job, she read a story of a shutdown of the "OooGe" power plant... when the newscast was finished, I checked her copy and advised her that it was the U-G-I power plant not OOOOH-Ge.. One of our newscaserts was doing a live call in about a multi veichle accident on I-81. I asked him on air where the accident was near, he responded it's 7 miles from "Die-Sell".
I looked at the map and was confused, but we ended the report. When we got off air, I asked again, it's near where? Then I realized the sign he was looking at was "DEISEL - 7 Miles"..
We had no way of contacting our part time engineer pack then, an aging gentelman named Paul Wensko.. so we had a signal song that we played. We knew that Paul liked to frequent a local bar who always had WQEQ on, so if we had any engineering problems, we played "El Paso" by Marty Robbins.. that was his cue vamoose!
Only problem was that if we went off the air.. playing El Paso did very little good, and paul was usually too involved to notice. Whatever broke at our station, Paul liked to drill a hole in it first, and ask questions later.
Once we did a remote broadcast from Downtown hazleton. I did a check of the marti signal the day before.. clear shot to the transmitter in the Hazle Auto Parts junk yard... no problem. Except oor Manager at the time ticked off our engineer by witholding paychecks. So the broadcast starts and all we have is white-noise.. no signal. I quickly drive out to the tranmitter site, past the snapping dogs from the OMEN, and get to the transmitter site only to see the cable going up our antenna is missing a connector, HALF WAY UP THE TOWER! It's just hanging there.. no connector. So I turn on the radio in the studio real loud to hear it outside, climb up the tower, and whenever we break away to the remote, I hold the two cables togeteeher until Tony Pacelli finishes that remote break. I had to do this for three hours. hanging all the time half way up the remote antenna tower. Ask me if I miss my broadcast days.