Fun Thread - Let's roast your local radio stations...

[bigtalkradiofan]

Similar to "roast" of someone - let's roast your local radio stations...

What would you write for Radio Station Bumper Stickers in your area (Milwaukee, Madison, Green Bay, etc)?

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I'll give a shot for the Madison area:

92.1 FM WXXM - Peace, Make Love - Not War, Eat Vegan
93.1 FM WHLK - Music for your Elevator
94.1 FM WJJO - Ozzy rules, metal up your a**!
96.3 FM WMAD - Who cares, I'll be flipped in a year
101.5 FM WIBA - Can I retire yet?
104.1 FM WZEE - Radio for Facebook
105.1 FM WCHY - Is it too late to revert back to being a 80s & 90s hit station?
105.5 FM WMMM - No one listens, so we play whatever the heck we want, or We play songs you've never ever heard before
106.3 FM WWQM - Redneck Central

 

[bigtalkradiofan]

;D In case anyone gets their undies in a bundle - remember it is all just for fun (and you can take potshots at your buddies and competitors in the process)! ;D

 

[dxer720]

Hello All:

I love this idea.

Here are some bumper stickers for some Southern Wisconsin stations, from my Delavan listening post:

Hope you enjoy the humor

92.1 WEZY Racine: "Did we make it in Milwaukee?"
93.3 WLDB Milwaukee: "The home of former greatness"
94.1 WJJO Watertown: "Headbang on!"
94.5 WKTI Milwaukee: "Milwaukee's hit music channel...At least till 7PM"
95.1 WIIL Kenosha: "Flatlanders rock"
95.7 WRIT Milwaukee: "Not my station"
96.1 WLKG Lake Geneva: "Local...What's that?"
96.5 WKLH Milwaukee: "Everything can't be a classic"
96.9 WWDV Zion, IL: "Heard in 4 Wisconsin counties & we don't care"
97.3 WQBW Milwaukee: "I think we've got it."
98.1 WMGN Madison: "No one's moving us!"
99.1 WMYX Milwaukee: "Still MYX'ed up"
99.9 WJVL Janesville: "Too small to be noticed"
100.7 WKKV Racine: "Hip hopper"
101.5 WIBA Madison: "Music or football?...Hmmm!"
102.1 WLUM Milwaukee: "We got what no one wants"
102.5 WNWC Madison: I don't want lightning to strike me...
102.9 WHQG Milwaukee: "We'll top the book...When pigs fly"
103.7 WXSS Menomonee Falls: "Your kiss ain't on my list"
104.1 WZEE Madison: "At least we're not automated"
104.5 WSLD Whitewater: "Country from way out in the country"
105.3 WFZH Mukwonago: "If only our transmitter were as powerful as the music:"
105.9 WWHG Evansville: "Milwaukee almost makes it to Madison"
106.1 WMIL Waukesha: "Almost 25 years & damn proud of it!!"
106.9 WJZX Brookfield: "Let's try that Smooth Jazz format one more time"
107.3 WSJY Fort Atkinson: "We're trying to be Madison...Honest!"
107.7 WVCY Milwaukee: That lightning again
620 WTMJ Milwaukee: "Change?...Where!
860 WNOV Milwaukee: "Hip hop done right"
920 WOKY Milwaukee: "Hey!...We're still here!
1130 WISN Milwaukee: "No Mark...No Station"

 

[bigtalkradiofan]

Very funny!! ;D Great job dxer!


The rest of you forum posters...don't be afraid to have a little fun...come up with some dandies, and tease your buddies at the same time...come on...have a little fun...let's make it a competition for the best zinger!! ;D

 

[Darrel M]

92.1 WXXM - Madison - Preaching to the choir, but still coming off as an underdog.
98.1 WMGN - Madison - "Stepford's top choice for real music variety"
105.5 WMMM - Madison - "Yeah, we'll play the new and unique... but really, does that retain the audience?"
105.9 WWHG - Janesville - "You know, perhaps changing instead to 'D*@k in a Box 105.9' would've set us apart a little better."