ROFL!!! I get smacked around a lot...it let's you know you're alive! As for the matter at hand...this should have gone without saying but since you need it spelled out...IT'S OUT OF OUR HANDS!!!! Everybody in every industry would be employed 100% of the time if they could make that decision but that's clearly not the case.
As far as pointing out your grammatical flaws...it's what happens to naysayers that come on the beloved board and shoot a proverbial deuce on the craft. It has nothing to do with having too much time on anyone's hands...do you realize how much multi-tasking we all have to do now? It has everything to do with detail and being able to type 90+ wpm... maybe update your browser so you get the squiggly lines underneath misspelled words so your point sounds a bit more credible.
Don't take it too personal...we just work hard to maintain our place in a business that we love and don't need people stating the negative obvious.
Speaking of squiggly lines:
Oh squiggly line in my eye fluid. I see you lurking there on the peripheral of my vision.
But when I try to look at you, you scurry away.
Are you shy, squiggly line?
Why only when I ignore you, do you return to the center of my eye?
Oh, squiggly line, it's alright, you are forgiven.
- Stewart Griffin