In the past, I may have made fun of:
Fall Out Boy: Slick overproduced pop similar to Simple Plan,`one-dimensional lyrics, corporate whores who have more sponsorships than Jay Leno has cars, bass player dating lip-syncing manufactured pop tart Ashlee Simpson.
Plain White T's: Many similarities to FOB, use of songs on cheesy teen soaps, recently performed at Ocean County Mall (with pro wrestler Hulk Hogan's talent-impaired daughter Brooke), will be playing theme parks, the sappiest song I've heard since "My Heart Will Go On".
Puddle Of Mudd: Incredibly generic Creed-by-way-of-Warrant sound, incredibly moronic lyrics (see "She Hates Me" and "Control"), cheesy power ballads ("Blurry"), nothing Alternative about them - just run of the mill mainstream rock.
Velvet Revolver: Much closer in sound to GN'R than STP, cornball lyrics, lack of originality, shilling for corporations, extremely painful power ballads ("Fall To Pieces").
Evanescence: Generic, overproduced, dependence on Pro Tools, cliched lyrics and a sound closer to '80s Heart than any goth band (tell me "My Immortal" doesn't remind you at least a little of "These Dreams"). Amy Lee was also part of one of the cheesiest, most melodramatic songs of the decade (Seether's "Broken", which G Rock is playing as I type this).
Dispensing with any somewhat offensive genre tags I've given these bands, this is what I hear when these bands play.
But this is not G Rock's weakness. I can live with all of these bands seeing airtime on the station. What's wrong, you ask? Plain and simple, first and foremost - it's the Currents. I can't make much in the way of complaints about the library of songs that are playing, as it's easily the most diverse it's been since Press took over. But to be playing only 40 Currents (many of them actually Recurrents) is just disappointing. The only fault I find with the aforementioned acts in the rotation is that they don't mesh well with the retro tracks - those who like the first two acts are more inclined to listen to a Top 40 station, and those who like the last two probably find AORs like WRAT and WDHA to be better suited to them. If G Rock has to limit themselves so much, there are acts they could be playing that would fit in better.
For instance, there's some bands that G Rock once played but are now being inexplicably ignored. What's the problem with Kings Of Leon? So they're good enough to give away concert tickets (listed on their webpage a couple of months ago) but they're not good enough to play? How about Bloc Party? Anyone who likes the '80s post-punk sound should love these guys. Editors are another good band with a new album coming out that aren't getting airtime Then there's Saosin, who are far closer to the roots of emo than Tiger Beat cover stars Fall Out Boy. Yes, they're no Rites Of Spring or Jawbreaker, but they're the best we have these days. Long Island's Brand New, who might have a fairly mellow sound now but the lyrics are strong and powerful, would be another good addition.
There's also some older bands that would be nice to hear sometimes on G Rock. There's underplayed bands, like G. Love & Special Sauce, James, Blur, The Verve, Bloodhound Gang (they would bring a much needed element of humor to G Rock), Sonic Youth, Primus, System Of A Down, Morrissey / The Smiths (as predicted, less airtime now that the concert dates have passed - in this case they were cancelled), even Radiohead seems to be underappreciated, being well overshadowed by Coldplay in terms of spins at the station. Then there are bands that aren't played at all. Aside from Cracker and the occasional Smithereens song, you don't hear many of the acts at the concert series at Jenkinson's unless it's on the Retro Request Hour (Psychedelic Furs, The Fixx, The Alarm, English Beat, etc.). You also never hear The Charlatans UK, Robyn Hitchcock & The Egyptians, Sisters Of Mercy, Morphine, Ben Folds Five, Jim Carroll Band (you have to throw on "People Who Died" every so often), and there's several other notable omissions that I don't have time to include now.
Long story short: The problem with G Rock is not what they play, it's what they don't play.