Re: KGAY
> > Whether viable or not, just for kicks, lets compile a
> "gay"
> > playlist.
>
> I'd envision a mix of show tunes, disco, techno, eighties
> stuff like The Cure and The Smiths and the occasional spin
> of The Kinks' "Lola". They could have a special feature at
> noon called "Lunch with Judy (Garland)" and a Sunday morning
> show called "Breakfast with Cher".
Stereotypically for gay men, that would do the trick.
For lesbians, lots of classic rock, Melissa Etheridge, some country, the occasional Holly Near cut....
You can make a radio format that targets gay people. Most gay folks actually welcome the idea. But the stereotypes in music seems to get to some of them. Some can't stand Judy Garland or George Michael.
There's gay music artists. but what IS gay music?
You know, during the '80s when I grew up, we had all these hair metal bands that were really big (Poison, Motley Crue, Twisted Sister Cinderella, Guns-N-Roses, Skid Row, Warrant, White Lion-yes, even Kiss) that made videos that looked like drag fashion shows. Even back then. They would strut around stage in leather, make-up, jewelry, scarves and hairspray, giving *** hither looks into the cameras. If you pointed this out at a kegger party in 1988, you could get your a-- kicked.
Perfectly heterosexual male heavy metal hairballs (and mostly young men) LOVED to mimic the butt wiggle and castrated-sounding wailing of Sebastian Bach of Skid Row (a guy who once wore a shirt that said "AIDS Kills Fags Dead" as a big name butt-rocker, but has appeared in off-Broadway musicals lately.) Perfectly heterosexual female heavy metal hairballs loved the make-up tips. Both loved the hair.
And if you didn't listen to any of these bands, you were a "(BLEEP)"!
It especially wasn't easy if you were actually gay in a heavy metal high school. I had to stick up for a lot of gay kids in school. Even straight kids who were just percieved as gay. I didn't see what the big deal was anyway if you were gay, bi or straight, as long as you have someone to mutually love and depend on. And I still don't.
That pigeonholed me with a--hole homophobic hairball metalheads as a "(BLEEP)" too. But I knew the contradictions then that they still can't bear the inescapable reality of now. That gay people have somehow influenced their lives...indirectly...subversively...always under the surface and eventually under the skin like an L.A. Guns tattoo...
Looking back on the '90s and recent years with the hair metal revival, life has been hell for my now balding homophobic headbanger buddies. Freddy Mercury died of AIDS in 1991, Rob Halford of Judas Priest came out of the closet in 1993. And now somehow, they can't understand today's metrosexual nu-metal bands. But they look and sound like that twisted family from Rob Zombie's
House Of A Thousand Corpses when they try to sing any of those old hair metal songs at a karaoke bar anymore.
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