Having trouble with those pesky co-channels?

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Having trouble with those pesky co-channels? Improve any graveyard frequency practically overnight, with your deluxe 6-ton ampliphase upgrade kit. Comes complete with matching screw-in, high voltage transformers. (Polychlorinated Biphenyls included). Order now, we’ll include directions to modify the modulation stage so you’ll have that extra 175% positive peak modulation punch. Don’t be held down by those short spaced restrictions any longer. Let your stations voice be heard. And if you act now, and for a limited time, well include the latest HD conversion, so you can cream everybody within 30 KHZ in either direction. Think about it, no one on either side of you for hundred of miles. At night, you’ll own the skies. All for only $12.95. Shipping and handling not included.
The first 500 hundred callers get a free RF burn kit. Ask about our leftover linear citizen band units.
Don’t let pesky short spaced co-channel skywave intimidate you’re listeners. Take control of your frequency today! Installation takes about an hour.

Also now available:

Also now available "AMPLIPHASE Special" crystalized propogation ground plane salt, infused with "solid copper chunks" You, too, can make low-power graveyard AM signals sound like million-watt flamethrowers with this special adaptor kit," (available at Earl's Auto Parts for $12.95. Also keeps the alternator noise down ... in the rec room.)
AMPLIPHASE Salt even glows a luminescent phosphorous green with a rusty, copperish hue, when spread around a ground level Part 15 3-meter "sticks."
On a nice Spring night here in California, why, the lightning bugs light up the antenna. With infared galsses you may even see lightning bolts of RF. It is quite lovely.

 

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And for a limited time, in selected areas ... an RF blanket will be included ... at no extra charge! Ask for twin cab, double, Queen or King size! Perfect for every Ampliphase!