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Heres my demo

Never Sounded Better

> > Lets see if you have the coconuts to go on the air this week
> > one time, at 7:20, and introduce each one of these.

Unfortunately, B.O. would probably produce the accompanying smells in the studio as well. Can you imagine following that show?

BTW - According to FCC law, those sounds are technically indecent in that they represent "excretory material that does not rise to the level of obscenity".

I'm sure that Ed would like to spend a bunch of money on lawyers because some mullet-head who claims to be a professional doesn't understand either the FCC law, or pay attention to recent decisions by the FCC.

But thanks for your input, Ho-Fer-a-Day.
 
You'll regret not jumping on this.

> Thank you Wolfman Hack.

Hack? Hack?! You say that as though every half-wit morning show in the country has been using a soundboard for years.

You just can't recognize innovation. Particularly when it's handed to you on a beautiful, hand-made, decorative wooden shovel.

Your friend forever,
Biggus Dickus

P.S.- Oil of Olay customer service helpline + Buffalo Bill from "Silence of the Lambs" = Comedy Gold.
 
Have a beer, will you animals?

Are you kidding? You cant even blow one off on the air anymore? You would think that one could get away with 5 minutes on a 3000 watt station out of north syracuse. You know, slip one by like when youre walking through best buy. Buy you know what, you jerks are right. Im all set. Like my job, and in no hurry just for boat money. Ill go work in Nashville a couple days and make half a years radio salary. Thanks for paying attention.
 
Confused

> Ill go work in
> Nashville a couple days and make half a years radio salary.
> Thanks for paying attention.

Do they pay big money for fart emulators in Nashville?

PS - Now I understand the "Eau de BestBuy" fragrance.
 
Re: Yes you are Confused

No really, the farts are coming back and id rather be ahead of the curve. Cant do that with the Galaxians, Drop it. Question: do they get fined when Gomez lets them rip in the background on the air or in commercials? You can hear them clearly and he sure laughs a lot about it.
 
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