Okay, you and Roo may be right, but "We're Yesterday's Top Secrets" would be big. Very big. Maybe not #1 big, but it'd be as big as the limitations of 1230's wattage or whatever would enable it to be. When you have a lot of stations that play the Hits but only one that plays the Top Secrets, then that very special station becomes 1) a lot of people's favorite, and 2) EVERYONE ELSE's second-most favorite. Well, everyone else within earshot of its signal in central Ohio, that is, who likes either oldies, classic rock, or alternative. See, for the most part we'd be "Same Artists/Different Songs". To anyone who likes any form of rock and roll, hey, just name us your ten favorite groups or singers, and you can bet that we'll be playing some incredible stuff by 'em all. Great songs that you haven't already heard on the radio and suffered with over and over and over and over, again and again and again and again.
If, and I know it's a big if, but IF I could get Clear Channel to give me just a small number of billboards, then I guarantee that 100% of the people who see a magical 6-word message on them would have NO CHOICE but to immediately check us out, and a big percentage of them would become instantly hooked. I'd tell you what that 6-word message is, but then someone would steal it, and it wouldn't work half as good for them -- so the whole thing would be nothing but a total tragedy. I will say this -- the message would NOT be written around the curvature of a woman's 38-inch bustline ... but it would be enormously successful anyways.
Hey Al, reading hot CIA and FBI memos sure would be a lot of fun -- and "All the President's Men" has always been a very inspirational movie to me, so I should want to root out the dirtiest truth that there is and expose it to the world -- but I think I'd rather go with a liberal music philosophy than something that hints at liberal talk. Maybe I'm nuts, maybe 1230's signal gets out far worse than I realize, but with the marketing strategies that I have, and with the INCREDIBLE SONGS that the world has, I figure liberal music will outdraw liberal talk by about a 10:1 ratio, and it will also outdraw whatever the mess is that's on WYTS now by about a 20:1 ratio. Where'd these numbers come from? They came to me in a vision ("Network" is also on my Top Ten Most Influential Films list).
I got amazingly irresistible billboards, I got friends at our news and entertainment papers, I'm going to have word-of-mouth that you wouldn't believe (due in part to something linked to my 24/7 presence at the microphone that again, I can't go into more detail about, because it's dog-eat-dog out there but no one's gonna eat THIS dog), and I've got an imaginatively-themed, two-year list of weekly Featured Artist pairings that would send a lot of you into the most exciting cardiac arrest you've ever had if I chose to unload those details at this time. As I wrote in my "Wake Up To This Each Morning And Smile!" initial post, I've got a thirty-minute presentation prepared that covers so many bases that you'd have to put two dozen baseball fields together to see 'em all ... and so UNTIL YOU DO, please try to restrain from putting blinders on my dreams and my (perhaps very slightly) drunken boasts!
I know that I write a lot, and I talk a lot, and I'm sorry about the length of some of these radio-info jags of mine. But I get started and I go and I go and I go and it's all so exciting that I cannot stop. Someday, and I hope that it is someday soon, you will know everything, and you'll understand.