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Hey boy, got anymore of them long haired books?

"Smart boy, got a mind like a steel trap -- full of mice."

I love Warner Brother cartoons. I always liked Foghorn Leghorn. That bird is a riot! “Little Boy Boo” is my favorite. Foghorn lives in a dump and is trying to find a better place to live during the upcoming winter. Deciding the widow hen Miss Prissy has a better home he woos her to better himself. But… Prissy tells Foghorn he can only move in if the proves he can be a good father to her son Egghead. Foggy attempts to engage him in various games. Each time Foggy tries to explain something to Egghead the lad is already one step ahead. Foggy even says, “Pay attention boy, I keep a pitchin’ um and you keep a duckin’ um.“ Egghead always outdoes Foggy using his genius. Eventually in the end Foggy gives up saying that his bandages will keep him warm all winter and leaves for his old digs. I feel a bit like Foghorn.

You're doing a lot of choppin', but no chips are flyin'

When you chop with a dull ax it takes a long time to cut up firewood. Look, you can announce some public service. You can have the Red Cross or the Kiwanis guys by for a quick chat on the morning show. Is it public service? Yes. Is it going to grab the community and make them pay attention. Probably not, but you can go a step further. Example. I put Tiger on the air in Auburn. During my tenure we always had an ongoing community project. There was a heat wave that summer. We had many elderly people in rural areas around auburn that didn’t have air conditioning. We collected money and bought fans. Some people brought fans new and used by the station. We got lists from social services of elderly people who need help cooling down. When the van got full we’d deliver them. We did the Red Cross and Kiwanis but we got involved. The staff did a lot of the work on their own time. The pay wasn’t that great but the staff was passionate. It was cool because everybody helped. Nobody said, “are we getting paid for this?” The look on the face of the person you were helping was pay enough. Plus we’d do breaks from their house. Talks to them on the air…more fans would show up at the station. One lady came in tears and gave me 3 fans because her grandmother had lived in a house with no air and had medical problems. We’d meet people around Auburn and they wouldn’t comment on the music, they’d talk about the things we did on the air.
It’s not just putting the Red Cross on for 3 minutes to give info on a blood drive. Pick events that touch the community.

"That dog's as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrel of oat meal."

Voice tracking is a problem if you misuse the animal. It’s not about if you sound like your live. Every good jock can pull off a “sounds live” voice track session. My problem with voice tracking is using it to the extent you walk away from your objective. If your jocks are recording the show and leaving early, it’s a problem. This touches another problem, budget.
How willing to go the extra mile are the people you hired? Next question would be, did you hire the right people?

“That boy’s about as sharp as a pound of liver”

No, I don’t have the magic answer. I do know we can all do a better job.
Yes I complain about Corporate radio. I don’t feel any of the big guys are doing what they should for the listeners. How can it be flawed to stand up for what you believe. If I didn’t that would be flawed.

skipper
 
Quotations Of Chairman Foghorn

"That boy is about as sharp as a bowlin' ball."
"Son, I said Son..."
"Now don't set the world on fire."
"Nice boy, but he doesn't pay attention to a word you say."
"I say!, I say!, The boy is bozerk!!"
"Clunk enough people and we'll have a nation of lumpheads."
"Nice girl, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice."
"That woman's as cold as a nudist on an iceberg."
"She reminds me of Paul Revere's ride - a little light in the belfry."
"Gal reminds me of the highway between Ft. Worth and Dallas - no curves."
"As bare as a cooch dancer's midriff."
"Boy's like a dead horse - got no get up and go..."
"Hey boy, you cover about as much as a flapper's skirt in a high wind."
"She's tryin' to make a pantywaist out of that poor kid."
"That kid's about as sharp as a pound of wet liver."
"If kid don't stop talkin' so much he'll get his tongue sunburned."
"Well, barbeque my hamhocks!"
"That dog's as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrrel of oat meal."
"That boy's as strong as an ox, and just about as smart."
"Look sister, is any of this filtering through that little blue bonnet of yours?"
"You're doing a lot of choppin', but no chips are flyin'."
"I've got this boy as figgity as a bubble dancer with a slow leak."
"You look like two miles of bad road."
"That boy's just like a tattoo...gets under your skin."
"This is gonna cause more confusion than a mouse in a burlesque show!"
"I-I-I know what you're gonna say son. When two halves is gone there's nuthin' left - and you're right. It's a little ol' worm who wasn't there. Two nuthins is nuthin'. That's mathematics son. You can argue with me but you can't argue with figures. Two half nuthins is a whole nuthin'."
"Lookit here son, I say son, did ya see that hawk after those hens? He scared 'em! That Rhode Island Red turned white. Then blue. Rhode Island. Red, white, and blue. That's a joke, son. A flag waver."
"You're built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em. Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye. Ball. I almost had a gag, son. Joke, that is."
"Okay, I'll shut up. Some fellas have to keep their tongues flappin' but not me. I was brought up right. My pa used to tell me to shut up and I'd shut up. I wouldn't say nothin'. One time darn near starved to death. WOULDN'T TELL HIM I WAS HUNGRY!!"
"Fortunately, I keep my feathers numbered for just such an emergency!"
"You're doing a lot of choppin', but no chips are flyin'"
"Boy's like a dead horse -- got no get-up-and-go..."
"Pay attention, boy! I'm cuttin' but you're not bleedin'!"
"Kid don't stop talking so much he'll get his tongue sun burned."
"Mutts - ah say - mutts is nuts!"
"I don't this kid's got all his marbles. Shakes his head when he means yes and nods when he means no."
"That boy's so dumb, he thinks a Mexican border pays rent!"
"I don't need your love to keep me warm, Widow Hen. I have my BANDAGES to keep me warm!"
"Say, boy, you cover about as much as a flapper skirt in a high wind."
"You've gotta be a magician to keep a kid's attention 'more than two minutes nowadays!"
"A sensitive mind won't stand being picked on."
"The dawg's busier than a centipede at a toe-counting contest."
"Hey Dawg! I've come to bury the hatchet! Ha, ha. Not in your pointed head, Boy. I've come to give a present!"
"The snow's so deep, the farmers have to jack up the cows so they can milk 'em!"
"Here, boy, I bought you this bowling ball. I also bought you this clock to tell you when it's time to bowl."
"That dawg is strictly G.I. -- Gibbering Idiot!"
"My foot's getting hotter than a sweat-band in a fireman's helmet."
"OH that woman Gotta mouth like an outboard moter, All the time putputputputputput!"
"That boy's as timid as a canary at a cat-show."
"I need, I say, I need a pointer, and that dog's got just the head for it. Pointed, that is."
"Go away, boy! Or I'll spank you where the feathers are thinnest."
"Boy's got a muth like a cannon. Always shooting it off."
"Some like to bowl on the green. I'm gonna bowl on the white."
"What'ya doin' with a pump, boy? Diggin' for oil? You're crazy, boy. There's no oil within 500 miles of here. Geology of the ground's all wrong. Even if there WAS oil you'd need a drill not a tire pump."
"Speakin' of figures. I put 2 and 2 together and come up with a 4-legged, smart alec mutt!"
"Smart boy, got a mind like a steel trap -- full of mice."


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