High school football coverage WGSO tonight(Friday)

[ksw2844]

:'(
Oh, my!
I've been uncovered!!!
I thought my cleverly coded username could conceal my identity... but you nedryerson... you, you clever "revealer of grand secrets," you have seen through my veil of deceit and tomfoolery and may have foiled my grand plan… TO MAKE THIS THE “ALL HAIL WILERSON” SITE!!! Only those willing to pay homage to “The Great Wilky” would have been allowed to log on, say nice things and worship, and scallywags like you would be most unceremoniously denied access to what this site COULD become!!!!
:'(
But, alas, it is not to be. Your incredible intellect, keen mind, and powers of deduction have clearly won this little tête-à-tête between us. You dastardly beast you!

I may as well admit the rest of my “code…”
The "2844" stood for the 28th day of the 4th quarter at 4am... when my takeover was planned!!!! Yes! Oct. 28th at 4am was to be MY TIME! But with your razor sharp mind you would had deduced that in just a matter minutes, I now know.
Holmes and Watson would indeed envy your intellectual prowess...
Oh, one other, little thing…

Does anyone on this board really think Kenny Wilkerson give a "flip" about prep football, which, ahh, is where this thread began?
???

 

[nedryerson]

Kenny, good post (actually, pretty funny....) But, you are indeed Wilkey, despite your protestations to the contrary. (Now, if I could just figure out a way to find out what your middle name is that starts with "S".... I've got an idea....more on that later)

As for your question "Does anyone on this board really think Kenny Wilkerson give a "flip" about prep football, which, ahh, is where this thread began?", I think you miss the point. Kenny, you may not care about prep football, but you have no love lost for Ken Trahan (who, incidentally, has forgotten more about sports than you ever knew). So, your attacks are not really about prep football, but, rather, to dig a former colleague. You see, you live in a zero sum world - it someone else loses, you win, and vice versa. Deny it all you wish, but it's true.

And, I find it interesting that you STILL have not answered or responded to two issues:

1. Do you think, Kenny, that you are a smooth broadcaster who does not "start and stop" often, or stammer more than, say, Bob Costas does?

2. How come you did not comment on the jock sniffer link?

The fact that you continue to avoid the very simple questions I ask just proves more (not that I needed any more) that you are indeed Wilkey.

Finally, your rants remind me of something that (I think) Whittaker Chambers said (sorry, you probably don't know who that is, since he, to my knowledge, never hung around the showers or the used uniform pile in a locker room - he was a controversial mid-20th century writer): "People do not get upset when you tell lies about them, they get upset when you tell the truth about them." Sounds awfully apropos to this string of posts.....

See ya around the locker room, Kenny.

 

[ksw2844]

I must admit... I find your intellect dizzying.

;D

 

[nedryerson]

Another non answer.

Come on, admit it - you can do it. It's not that hard....

 

[ksw2844]

Wow!
I just listened to him, oh, I mean me on the air, and he's, I mean, I've not stammered once and have completed every sentence!
Oh my gosh, I can't possibly be posting this... I forgot, I'm on the air with Bobby RIGHT NOW!
gotta go......

"K"enny "S"uper-de-duper "W"ikeyson

Ps-Oh my gosh, I've inadvertently given up the code for ksw!
Foiled again by your incredible powers of deception.
Drats!
Your powers seem omnipotent.
Please, I beg, release me from you seemingly ubiquitous spell!

ksw2844

 

[nedryerson]

Oh, Kenny, come on. You think this post “proves” you are not who you are? Oh, yeah, I guess it would be impossible to send an email while you were on the air, or type it earlier and then press “post” while you are on the air. Yeah, that would be impossible. So, I guess you are not Kenny W.

You know what’s funny, you have not answered a SINGLE question I have asked you. I wonder why not? Wait, I know - you agree that I have a point! That’s it. Okay, now that that is out of the way, let’s get back to substance.

I have a suggestion for you show. How about tomorrow night you moan and groan a little more about Vinnie. I could sure use about 7 or 8 more hours of crocodile tears for that guy. Maybe you can even call the same experts again, what do you say? Yup, it sure was interesting to hear what Bobby Hebert and Hokie Gajan thought about Vinnie shooting his wife in the face while wearing a dopey disguise. I mean, there was NO ONE better able to comment on the nuance between first degree murder and second degree murder than Bobby. And, as far as analyzing criminal evidence, who could possibly top Hokie? Also, there was certainly nothing else going on in the world that would necessitate cutting into non-stop coverage (well, okay, only about 10 hours straight) of a sportscaster with a bad toupee who killed his 24-year younger wife, and crying about it. I can’t help but wonder if you guys would have had precisely the same coverage if one of the dregs of society murdered his wife in the projects? I doubt it, because that story would not be about YOU, and you would have no way of injecting yourself into the story. Wow, great job - you guys really are the news leader. (cough, cough.)

By the way, next time you get a chance, would you mind asking Bobby what he thinks about the problems at the UN? And, could you get Hokie’s take on what is going on in Bosnia? On a related topic, in the event you have a few free minutes on a future show, perhaps you ought to call Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (do you even know who that is?) and see if he thinks Reggie Bush ought to be returning punts. Or, maybe you should call Michael Hayden and get his take on the NL wild card race.

The news and sports leaders - what a joke.