> > it's one of
> those
> > words that's not pronounced like it sounds,
How's that?
>
> We DO need to compile it and distribute it.
>
Let me know as soon as it rolls off the presses and I'll hand deliver a copy to Marvin

. (By the time you get all the Vietnamese and Mexican restaurant names in it, it'll run to several hundred pages).
The NBC Handbook of Pronunciation used to be a staple of radio station newsrooms back when I got into the business, when virtually every radio station on the air had a newsroom. It ran to several hundred pages of phonetic pronouncers of common and obscure words (because even Presidents can mispronounce words; see this site:
http://www.pbs.org/speak/speech/beastly/).
AP and UPI and the networks used to send down daily pronouncers too, called 'Names in the News' or something like that.
They weren't always correct. Erroneous pronunciations were given for Bexar, Mexia and Refugio, for instance, and I think also Sabine.
In the back of the NBC book was an announcer's audition, a one page script of big words and long sentences that was supposed to test an announcer's ability to sound authoritative, even when he had no idea what he was talking about! In the days when it was difficult for a newbie to find a place to make an audition, your try-out at a station might be to go into a studio and read this script, with only a few seconds to look it over.
I find references to the book on the web, but not the script. If I ever find it, I'll have to post it here.