Why settle for Scott Allen Miller when you can have...Opie & Anthony?
Why let Jimmy Severino get the FM airwaves when you can have - Afternoon Drive
Howie needs to reinvent his show - and it is easily done. Bring Sandy Shack and her
dual personality, Nancy Shack, on as co-hostess. Have Nancy lean all the way to the
left with Howie swinging where he already swings - far right. It's kind of like
Hannity & Colmes only Nancy - bless her - is cuter than Colmes. The only one
uglier than Colmes is John Holmes, but he had other attributes.
Howie's routine is totally wornout. Time for a new shtick - get Shick to sponsor. The Shick Shtick!
Seriously, it's time for Carr to move off of AM and put his 800 lard ... I mean 800 large (and his cash as well)
on the Frequency Modulation side of things.
The big upside is that he can tell Jason to play the Red Sox anytime - 5 PM, 2 PM, voila - since Howie isn't
on during Sunday football games it's a perfect fit.
Also, since WBCN has a license with BMI, ASCAP and probably Sesac, Howie can spin records so we
don't have to hear him sing. A little music on the Carr show would be advisable. Howie doesn't have
much in the music knowledge department, but he is a fan, so when he does an interview with Ian Anderson
he can actually play some Tull.
This makes too much $ and sense for it to happen, but Carr should jump ship before RKO goes all sports
and tells him to take his talk to AM 1430
Why let Jimmy Severino get the FM airwaves when you can have - Afternoon Drive
Howie needs to reinvent his show - and it is easily done. Bring Sandy Shack and her
dual personality, Nancy Shack, on as co-hostess. Have Nancy lean all the way to the
left with Howie swinging where he already swings - far right. It's kind of like
Hannity & Colmes only Nancy - bless her - is cuter than Colmes. The only one
uglier than Colmes is John Holmes, but he had other attributes.
Howie's routine is totally wornout. Time for a new shtick - get Shick to sponsor. The Shick Shtick!
Seriously, it's time for Carr to move off of AM and put his 800 lard ... I mean 800 large (and his cash as well)
on the Frequency Modulation side of things.
The big upside is that he can tell Jason to play the Red Sox anytime - 5 PM, 2 PM, voila - since Howie isn't
on during Sunday football games it's a perfect fit.
Also, since WBCN has a license with BMI, ASCAP and probably Sesac, Howie can spin records so we
don't have to hear him sing. A little music on the Carr show would be advisable. Howie doesn't have
much in the music knowledge department, but he is a fan, so when he does an interview with Ian Anderson
he can actually play some Tull.
This makes too much $ and sense for it to happen, but Carr should jump ship before RKO goes all sports
and tells him to take his talk to AM 1430