Carmine5 said:Thank goodness! His corn pone shtick had gotten old years ago. Howser has this uncanny ability to take the insignificant and uninteresting and stretch it out to gargantuan proportions.
Huell: So a caramel apple is basically an apple on a stick that you dip in caramel sauce.
Woman: That's right.
Huell: Now let me get this straight; you shove this here stick into this here apple and then dunk it into this here caramel sauce?
Woman: That's right.
Huell: Well, Golly! Let's watch how you do this. (She demonstrates). And how long you been doing this?
Woman: 45 years
Huell: You mean, you've shoving sticks into apples and dipping them into caramel sauce for 45 years?!
Woman: That's right.
Huell: Well, golly! Let me shake your hand. (turning to a man beside the woman) And what do you do?
Man: I wash the apples
Huell: Now let me get this straight.....
And on it goes for another ten minutes.
sdwulfdawg said:Carmine5 said:Thank goodness! His corn pone shtick had gotten old years ago. Howser has this uncanny ability to take the insignificant and uninteresting and stretch it out to gargantuan proportions.
Huell: So a caramel apple is basically an apple on a stick that you dip in caramel sauce.
Woman: That's right.
Huell: Now let me get this straight; you shove this here stick into this here apple and then dunk it into this here caramel sauce?
Woman: That's right.
Huell: Well, Golly! Let's watch how you do this. (She demonstrates). And how long you been doing this?
Woman: 45 years
Huell: You mean, you've shoving sticks into apples and dipping them into caramel sauce for 45 years?!
Woman: That's right.
Huell: Well, golly! Let me shake your hand. (turning to a man beside the woman) And what do you do?
Man: I wash the apples
Huell: Now let me get this straight.....
And on it goes for another ten minutes.
CLassic!
Robnoxious said:All that you were missing Carmine5 was "That's amazing!" in place of "golly" otherwise you nailed it.
ShawnHill1 said:Howser passed away today age at 67...
http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Huell-Howser-Death-California-Gold-185922911.html
ercjncpr said:ShawnHill1 said:Howser passed away today age at 67...
http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Huell-Howser-Death-California-Gold-185922911.html
And those who poked fun of him here are probably celebrating![]()
LARadioRewind said:Huell Howser never married and he lived near Palm Springs. That led to all kinds of rumors about the cause of his death. The Riverside County death certificate has been filed with the Department of Health and the cause was not what many of us suspected. He died of prostate cancer. His body was cremated and the ashes were scattered over the Pacific Ocean.