SINCE you asked...
"We've got amusement park fun, in the Rhode Island sun, come on down to Rocky Point..."
This was a classic case of "I told you to go before we left!"
Remember driving-into Rocky Point Park?
From the minute you passed through that famous entrance arch, your pulse quickened.
And as the entrance road wound past the Flume, you got even-more psyched.
Remember?
And remember how -- after every Flume ride -- you wanted to go-again?
So I was UP-for 100 laps, to shatter the previous 80-something record.
We had a special line for night time friends, so every ride was with HC Show fans.
Great plan, right?
Everything went well for the first 20-something laps.
Then...
How can I put this delicately?
I REALLY...and-I-mean-REALLY...had to go-to-the-bathroom.
Power-of-suggestion, y'know?
So I only made it to 63 laps, as in 63WPRO...and THAT particular number was just-to-save-face.
I was in at-times-excruciating pain after 20-something laps, and I had a long line of loyal listeners.
Some of whom were hot babes.
I was in SUCH EXTREME discomfort that I actually considered "going the astronaut route," if you know what I mean.
Hey, who'd know?
After only-the-first-several-laps, I was drenched anyway, from the aggregate Big Splash at the end of each ride.
And I was wearing swim trunks.
And you'll remember that the log itself was, at times, half-full of water.
So even the HC fans riding-along wouldn't know.
Remember that Seinfeld episode when George took Jerry's sofa after Papi peed on one of the cushions?
George just flipped-over the cushion...and his father FLIPPED when he found out.
"I'VE BEEN SLEEPING IN URINE!"
I just couldn't do that to those voices-on-the-request-line-who-were-suddenly-smiling-faces.
So after lap #63, I SPRINTED to the loo, and took a Fenway Park-type whiz...and the record went unchallenged.
I subsequently, politely, told this story on-air, and Salty told me he HOWLED when he heard it.
"Ride the rides and get cool, in our salt water pool. It's a place for family fun. We've got your summer at Rocky Point."