The “Radio Racket” is a popular weekly program on the net about radio (primarily Philadelphia and the northeast)—informative with great industry guests, live calls, and downright hilarious with juicy gossip and parody spots. It streams from Philly each Friday from 10PM-2AM at www.radioracket.com and features vets George Brusstar and Kyle DeWitt with a very well-produced weekly summary of “the biz”.
Tonight (1/26-27), HD radio came up as a topic discussed between 10:45 and 11:30. The two hosts “make no bones” about their stance on HD... Here’s a nearly-accurate quickly-transcribed summation that is somewhat amusing with the first caller (an entry-level FM station employee)...
HOST A: So tell us about your new HD radio.
CALLER: I bought it at Tweeter.
HOST B: How many of the employees laughed at you?
CALLER: None knew what the hell it was!
HOST A: Was the box covered with dust?
CALLER: There was only one left in a box.
HOST A: There was only one ordered for the entire store, so just why did you buy it?
CALLER: They told us at the station that we may be going HD soon.
HOST B: What station?
CALLER: W*** at the ****** shore.
[BOTH HOSTS]: With 3000-watts—RIGHT... [yell] WRONG! [laughing]
HOST A: Any New York or Philly stations in HD at the shore?
CALLER: NONE... I’m less than 50-miles away.
HOST A: So did you keep the receipt?
CALLER: I can get F****-FM if I climb 15-feet up a tree at my house.
HOST B: You listen to HD radio up in a tree?
HOST A: You listen to Lynyrd Skynyrd's “Sweet Home Alabama” on HD up in a tree?
CALLER: My extension cord’s just a bit longer than the dipole.
HOST B: Any HD-2 on F****-FM?
HOST A: OHHH—WE have more listeners on the net in Montana than THEY have in HD-2!
CALLER: I didn’t think they have HD there, but they have it in Boyertown.
HOST B: If there's NPR—and seven piano professors in Boyertown... There's HD radio.
HOST A: Stupid question, but which HD radio did you buy—aren’t there only three?
CALLER: The Boston Acoustics Receptor.
HOST A: Like I said... Did you save the receipt?
CALLER: ‘Guess I might need it. When I crank the volume—the HD light blinks.
HOST B: Wait till you try to monitor in headphones off the air—you’ll find yourself with a stuttering problem.
CALLER: We were supposed to get it last summer, but it’s been put-off several times... Budget cuts!
HOST A: NO... COVERAGE CUTS!
CALLER: We got hit hard when W*** New York went IBOC. Our signal sucks in ******** County now.
HOST B: I know... I saw the ratings!
HOST A: Next hour on the show I’ll announce my "solution" for AM HD!
HOST B: Would that involve the “power-off” switch?
As an extra-special feature, hear R-I’s Paul B. Walker Jr. beg for an old broken cart machine from the Racket Team and talk about the listener/station visiter with handcuffs at his new gig in rural South Carolina AM radio. The show is looped for continuous replay for a full week after the live stream at their site. It’s impossible to zoom into an exact time frame, but you may enjoy giving it a listen. Most times—this is really good stuff (HD or not)!
Tonight (1/26-27), HD radio came up as a topic discussed between 10:45 and 11:30. The two hosts “make no bones” about their stance on HD... Here’s a nearly-accurate quickly-transcribed summation that is somewhat amusing with the first caller (an entry-level FM station employee)...
HOST A: So tell us about your new HD radio.
CALLER: I bought it at Tweeter.
HOST B: How many of the employees laughed at you?
CALLER: None knew what the hell it was!
HOST A: Was the box covered with dust?
CALLER: There was only one left in a box.
HOST A: There was only one ordered for the entire store, so just why did you buy it?
CALLER: They told us at the station that we may be going HD soon.
HOST B: What station?
CALLER: W*** at the ****** shore.
[BOTH HOSTS]: With 3000-watts—RIGHT... [yell] WRONG! [laughing]
HOST A: Any New York or Philly stations in HD at the shore?
CALLER: NONE... I’m less than 50-miles away.
HOST A: So did you keep the receipt?
CALLER: I can get F****-FM if I climb 15-feet up a tree at my house.
HOST B: You listen to HD radio up in a tree?
HOST A: You listen to Lynyrd Skynyrd's “Sweet Home Alabama” on HD up in a tree?
CALLER: My extension cord’s just a bit longer than the dipole.
HOST B: Any HD-2 on F****-FM?
HOST A: OHHH—WE have more listeners on the net in Montana than THEY have in HD-2!
CALLER: I didn’t think they have HD there, but they have it in Boyertown.
HOST B: If there's NPR—and seven piano professors in Boyertown... There's HD radio.
HOST A: Stupid question, but which HD radio did you buy—aren’t there only three?
CALLER: The Boston Acoustics Receptor.
HOST A: Like I said... Did you save the receipt?
CALLER: ‘Guess I might need it. When I crank the volume—the HD light blinks.
HOST B: Wait till you try to monitor in headphones off the air—you’ll find yourself with a stuttering problem.
CALLER: We were supposed to get it last summer, but it’s been put-off several times... Budget cuts!
HOST A: NO... COVERAGE CUTS!
CALLER: We got hit hard when W*** New York went IBOC. Our signal sucks in ******** County now.
HOST B: I know... I saw the ratings!
HOST A: Next hour on the show I’ll announce my "solution" for AM HD!
HOST B: Would that involve the “power-off” switch?
As an extra-special feature, hear R-I’s Paul B. Walker Jr. beg for an old broken cart machine from the Racket Team and talk about the listener/station visiter with handcuffs at his new gig in rural South Carolina AM radio. The show is looped for continuous replay for a full week after the live stream at their site. It’s impossible to zoom into an exact time frame, but you may enjoy giving it a listen. Most times—this is really good stuff (HD or not)!