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If I could take over the Altoona/State College markets

I would have Charlie Hoo Hoo do a live morning show and then voice track the rest of the day.

24 hours of domination.

Then I would use the profits from the Dominating Hoo Hoo to syndicate the show nationwide.

That would be total domination.
 
I hope this doesn't start a bidding war with Sirius/XM.
 
HooHoo is:

Was the top rated air personality with 18 - 34 divorced woman on sunday overnights in Galitzin Pa both in spring 1987 then again in the fall book.

Could time right into the Mutual news to the second.

Masterminded "operation snowball the fat man"

Out posted Harlow.....every time.

Glued salespeople's lipstick and phones shut.

Read courtesy copies of USA today faithfully.

Used topical beds for commercials.

Had a fetish involving showers and peoples heads.

Discovered that people in the VDB were not physically able to shut their mouths so had what he termed "perma gape"

Stole Torrs fictional GF.

Could perform three body functions and hit the Uni Mart for food before the news ended.

Sheep dip.
 
You all are so kind.
You did forget a few things:
I was voted most likely to disappear in a small town AM station at the National Association of Broadcasters 1990 convention, headlined by Mr. Rush Limbaugh.
Voted best high school sports simulcaster by Radio and Records, 1987, 1988, and 1989.
Shared co-honors with Radio Pete for MTV's coveted, "Best Radio Prankstah!" award for the Big F Construction prank, the fake Freddy Fender Christmas song, and the playing of a christmas song about a massacre of miners' kids during the Christmas season.
Named to BM's extensive list of "Teddy's friends I'd most like to see under the wheels of my three-cylinder piece of crap."
Found a stash of twinkies and cupcakes that fed the lowly radio minions for days. Often called the "Miracle of Many Trans Fats" by DS.
I am afraid of bees.
 
I direct my question to Mr. H-Hoo,
It seems to be acknowledged by all who visit these boards that you dominate.
If, in fact, you could take over these markets, and your past indescretions were of no importance, what would you, Hoo-Hoo.....do?
 
Mssr. Gimp--
Obviously, the first order of business would be to purchase a good pair of pants.
Perhaps an AC/DC t-shirt.
Then, I would begin to grow market share by performing various bike stunts at malls, shopping centers, and sundry outlets of business, government and commerce. Ideas: Jump the children's play space at the Logan Valley Mall in a custom-designed Hoo Hoo Psychle. Enter the Hoo Hoo Hooter's Scooter into Tour De Toona.
Finally, to expand my multi-media domination, I will challenge all newspaper editors and television general managers to an arm wrestling tournament or game of bloody knuckles.
Know this, Mr. Gimp: To truly dominate, one must master one's innate suspicion of poultry, Remember this!
 
Sensible! as expected Mr. H.H.
but..... "master innate suspician of poultry?"
Is this possible? It's chickens I see, chickens everywhere!
 
The Fools have a song, PSYCHO CHICKEN, a parody of PSYCHO KILLER by Talking Heads.
 
They know what I'm talking about.
As Hoo Hoo says, "Qu'est-ce que c'est."
 
Charlie, baby! If you were to take over the State College market, I could see it now!

Legions of people, marching in the street, all praising your name as you drive by in your daily motorcade!
A see of rock t-shirts and ripped jeans chanting in unison.....

"HOO-HOO! HOO-HOO! HOO-HOO! HOO-HOO!"

Woooooo, baby! Have mercy!
 
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