Mssr. Gimp--
Obviously, the first order of business would be to purchase a good pair of pants.
Perhaps an AC/DC t-shirt.
Then, I would begin to grow market share by performing various bike stunts at malls, shopping centers, and sundry outlets of business, government and commerce. Ideas: Jump the children's play space at the Logan Valley Mall in a custom-designed Hoo Hoo Psychle. Enter the Hoo Hoo Hooter's Scooter into Tour De Toona.
Finally, to expand my multi-media domination, I will challenge all newspaper editors and television general managers to an arm wrestling tournament or game of bloody knuckles.
Know this, Mr. Gimp: To truly dominate, one must master one's innate suspicion of poultry, Remember this!