Is this Crazy?

[CharleyHooHoo]

Wow! Talk about the back door to radio! I was in having a routine colonoscopy when I had a chance to talk to a guy who was working at a radio station.
He said they needed to help people on live remote broadcasts… as a mascot. I know it’s not much, but I do have experience. I dressed up as a Pirate at Long John Silvers for over a week. I wasn’t actually padi for this. Well. I wasn’t even told to do this.
But the kids loved the whole routine especially when I would say, “Polly want some deep fried transfatty foodstuffs? Arrrr.”
They laughed and laughed when I would say “Arrr..” Or maybe it was transfatty?
I was asked to be a big bee once. But I hate bees.
For my new job, I will be the Forever Protozoa. It’s like a big germ costume that blows up. I am supposed to absorb everything in my path until I become so bloated that I finally am destroyed by my own gluttony. This is a great concept.
Maybe you can help. I am so nervous. Do you have any stories about live broadcasts?
Hey! And If you see me at the shopping mall say “Hello Hoo Hoo.”

 

[mountaineer]

Love that Protozoa!

Hoo Hoo--

Do you get to be the front end of the Protozoa, or the back end? Considering your recent surgery, you'd seem highly qualified to be the rear. Seeing the SOB explode at a car dealer might be worth the hassle of fending off the sales people. We'll be anxiously awaiting your debut!

M.

> Wow! Talk about the back door to radio! I was in having a
> routine colonoscopy when I had a chance to talk to a guy who
> was working at a radio station.
> He said they needed to help people on live remote
> broadcasts… as a mascot. I know it’s not much, but I do have
> experience. I dressed up as a Pirate at Long John Silvers
> for over a week. I wasn’t actually padi for this. Well. I
> wasn’t even told to do this.
> But the kids loved the whole routine especially when I would
> say, “Polly want some deep fried transfatty foodstuffs?
> Arrrr.”
> They laughed and laughed when I would say “Arrr..” Or maybe
> it was transfatty?
> I was asked to be a big bee once. But I hate bees.
> For my new job, I will be the Forever Protozoa. It’s like a
> big germ costume that blows up. I am supposed to absorb
> everything in my path until I become so bloated that I
> finally am destroyed by my own gluttony. This is a great
> concept.
> Maybe you can help. I am so nervous. Do you have any stories
> about live broadcasts?
> Hey! And If you see me at the shopping mall say “Hello Hoo
> Hoo.”
>

 

[skymax]

> Wow! Talk about the back door to radio! I was in having a
> routine colonoscopy when I had a chance to talk to a guy who
> was working at a radio station.
> He said they needed to help people on live remote
> broadcasts… as a mascot. I know it’s not much, but I do have
> experience. I dressed up as a Pirate at Long John Silvers
> for over a week. I wasn’t actually padi for this. Well. I
> wasn’t even told to do this.
> But the kids loved the whole routine especially when I would
> say, “Polly want some deep fried transfatty foodstuffs?
> Arrrr.”
> They laughed and laughed when I would say “Arrr..” Or maybe
> it was transfatty?
> I was asked to be a big bee once. But I hate bees.
> For my new job, I will be the Forever Protozoa. It’s like a
> big germ costume that blows up. I am supposed to absorb
> everything in my path until I become so bloated that I
> finally am destroyed by my own gluttony. This is a great
> concept.
> Maybe you can help. I am so nervous. Do you have any stories
> about live broadcasts?
> Hey! And If you see me at the shopping mall say “Hello Hoo
> Hoo.”
>
The infection of the dreaded Forever Protozoa (or is is a virus)!
Infection leads to blandness. Incredible blandness which leads to
uncontrolled hurling on the part of those who listen.