I was about to post the same thing...it's kind of boring here in the desert.
12 News -- We're in HD! Number #1 at 5, 6, & 10!! Did we TELL you that we're in HD? BTW, did we TELL you that we were #1 at 5, 6, and 10pm in November?
3TV -- Just bopping strangely along as we always do...Did we TELL you about the 3TV Storytellers? Oh, and don't forget the 3TV Forecasters!
CBS5 News -- Seeeen is HERE! Did we tell you that Seeeen is doing the weather NOW and he anchor sometimes, TOO! Oh, yeah, what about our COOL Enforcer Theme??...NCIS is just 5 minutes away!!...Newshawk 5 is criss-crossing the Valley looking for BREAKING news!
Fox 10 News -- A little news between the swooshes, fancy graphics, and Fox 10 promos. Watch our fancy swooshes...There so fancy that the sound effects even throw off veterans like Linda Williams at times!
ABC 15 News -- Scary teases galore..."What's in your dinner salad...tune into ABC 15 News at 10 for all the gory details?"..."Another type of Identity Theft appears in the Valley...we'll tell you what it is and how it will RUIN your credit at 10pm"...We really are a legitimate news organization...tune in at 10pm to find out why.