It's HOT! HOT! HOT!
Yes, I hear we're going to be in the nineties again tomorrow!
Well, what can I tell ya?
Party like it's 1999!
Er - so... How hot is it going to be
this time? :
It is so hot that all the beach sand has turned into glass.
It is so hot that you are actually inside reading this.
It is so hot that everyone is wearing ""sweat" pants.
It is hot that even Minnesota had to cancel their July ice-fishing events.
It was so hot today Lance Armstrong tested positive for Snapple
New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg was seen drinking a Big Gulp
No shirt, no pants, no problem
Its so hot today you could fry an egg on an ice cube
Its so hot today that the Statue of Liberty has pit stains.
Its so hot today that I wish I was five so I could run through the sprinkler
without looking like a freak!
The weather is 95 and hazy ..kind of like John McCain
"It was so hot today that Dick Cheney water boarded himself." --David Letterman
It was so hot in Palm Springs the Betty Ford Center said,
"Screw it, open the bar. Drinks for everybody!”
It's so hot, cows are giving evaporated milk.
Hot water now comes out of both taps.
Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked
out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
I stole all of these. Stay cool everyone!