woodyrr said:
According to this ∧ KAAM went from a .6 to a .3 in two months! Not surprised. It looks like Horace and Myrtle just like I,
Gee - I go away from this board for awhile and come back only to discover I missed good old Horace and Myrtle being in the spotlight again.
You know, when Mrytle was a little girl, she would spend part of every summer visiting her aunt who lived near Caddo Mills which is right down the road from Greenville. Recently Myrtle and Horace inherited the place from her cousin Minnie whose best friend's daughter used to be a receptionist for KGVL some years ago. Myrtle has been spending a lot of time there keeping Horace busy fixing the place up.
That's why they haven't been tuning in to KAAM very much for the past few months. And when they recently returned to their Metroplex house for a few days and tuned in so that they could listen to the Breakfast Club over their morning bowl of Tony The Tiger Flakes and glass of prune juice, Myrtle was absolutely heartbroken when she discovered that Jaan McCoy was no longer on the air. She got mad when the lady who answered the phone at KAAM refused to give her McCoy's home phone number. She even made Horace type up a rambling, angry letter to Crawford Jr. Horace was actually afraid that he might have to spring for a trip to Branson, Mo. just to cheer her up.
Horace and Myrtle are now back at cousin Minnie's old place in Caddo Mills. Myrtle will be thrilled beyond words when she learns that Jaan McCoy has landed just down the road at KGVL. In fact, you can pretty much count on Myrtle making poor Horace box up a jar of
http://boards.radio-info.com/smf/index.php?topic=163472.msg1416607;topicseen#msg1416607"]Myrtle's prize winning homemade corn-pickle relish[/url] and having it mailed to McCoy at the KGVL studios as a sort of housewarming gift. (What Myrtle does not know is that the jar of corn-pickle relish that she sent to McCoy after she met him on the KAAM cruise has yet to be opened and is now owned by Crawford Jr. as a result of it being left behind when McCoy cleaned out his office. It will probably end up in the KAAM break room where perhaps one of the part time staffers might give it a try if he becomes bored enough or hungry enough. But you can rest assured that next time Myrtle and Jaan McCoy run into each other - and Myrtle will see to it that they
do run into each other - McCoy will, no doubt, dutifully and politely say that it was the best corn-pickle relish he has ever tasted. And Myrtle will, no doubt, gush about it for weeks to her envious friends at her weekly Bingo game and secretly wonder what might have been had she never met Horace and had Jaan never met Rebecca.)