> the station that gave him his
> start as "Jurassic Talk"
he also called them "Fart Radio"
He then developed an uppity accent
> out no where, i.e..."I cahhn't" "New Hahmpshire"
And now is the junior Senator of the Commonwealth
And
> marketed himself as a studly young single guy from Boston
> who hits on anything in a skirt when, in reality he was a 50
> year old married guy who lives in New York and tricked the
> Boston audience into thinking he was Live and Local.
50? or closer to 60. Raised in Poughkeepsie, attended Vassar when
it first went co-ed, lives in Sag Harbor and has a wife named
Renee.
And
> like most (R)'s, if you follow his way of thinking....you're
> good....If you don't, you're the one who's wrong, not him.
Which I why I guess I'm an (I)--independent, or Unenrolled. Plus this way
I don't get the Dem. and Rep. junk mail
But we can't forget the man's Pulitzer Prizes. Also the extreme dedication
he has to his work. The last time he was on air was Sept 15, 2005.
STATEMENT FROM JAY SEVERIN (_satire_):
Dear Best and Brightest:
I'm sorry I've been off the air this long and you've had to endure Sean
Hannity, or even the Master of Fried Clams and Tar-Tar Sauce over on
Fart Radio. It is in our best interest that, like a baseball free agent,
I negotiate the highest possible salary so that I keep affording the high
standard of living I have here in...Marblehead. Yes, it's not easy being
a swinging single with a Pulitzer Prize to his credit, let alone being
a highly desired political consultant.
Surely I would love to be able to drive into Boston to the wonderful studios
of WTKK and do my show again (and those people out there saying I am
really a married man living on Long Island are simply liars). I know there
are millions of you out there who miss me, as well as some get-a-lifers on
radio boards who like to make fun of my stage name and my accent. But admit
it: you just can't wait for my new national show, Jay Severin Has Issues,
which will soon begin airing somewhere in town. While you wait for this,
I am now marketing Best of Jay Severin CDs for the low low price of
$29.99 (per CD; length approx 43 minutes). I also am starting up the
Severin Letter and Jay Severin 24/7, which you can subscribe to for
$150 a year. Don't delay. Call today. (/satire)