Is there anything in a license that says you have to be on the air? I mean, can you own a station and just "turn it on" for three months out of a year? Or is there a license like that?
You could sell it year round. "I know it's February, they're priced to move." Then just crank up the rate a little each month. Then October 1st, you turn it on, the production's in there, and you go to Florida for three months.
Yonk, you're an avant-garde guy. Giddyup here. I'll be the silent partner/consultant since it was my idea. You get 60, I'll take 40. You buy the boat I'll make sure it's gassed up. We toast to New Year's on Sanibel Island and then turn it off and start selling it again.
People love Christmas music.