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TOP RATED STATION IN DESIREABLE TOP 50 SOUTH EAST MARKET IN SEARCH OF MORNING DRIVE FEMALE CO-HOST. MUST BE WITTY, RELATABLE TO MOMS, KNOW POP CULTURE, LOVE PERSONAL APPEARANCES AND BE A TRUE TEAM PLAYER. SEND PACKAGE WITH RESUME, REFERENCES, SAMPLE AUDIO AND PHOTO TO: [email protected] or Fax: Please reference job code 10RA219. EOE

TRANSLATION:

Ranking remote Medium Market station in search of an entry level Female sidekick; Must compliment better-paid Male counterpart; Must have a repetitive engaging laugh. Salary is P/T hourly, Must be willing to pay own expenses; Must be excessively attractive and generally overtly appealing; Androgynous females need not apply; Transgender males need not apply. You MUST be female and willing work for next to nothing. Typing a plus, four-wheel drive a must, lite house keeping required. Equal Opportunity Employer.
 
I should apply to 10RA219.
I have breasts.
I can type.
I can laugh at ANYthing.
I can speak.
I can make less than the lead host.
I can learn all there is to know about Brittany Spears in a week or so. I can do remotes, especially the kind where creepy guys who carry their boomboxes with them STARE at me while I'm speaking on a mike.
I can relate to Soccer Moms, because my daughter's kids play football and are on the cheerleading squad.
I have been TOLD I'm whitty. Have you heard the one about the guy who walks into this bar? Did I say I have breasts? I have a "package" too.
I graduated High School. I always wanted to work in a vague Southeast market in the Top-50. My picture will say it all WITHOUT my mp3.
I know everyone in the business. They'll be my references.
I work cheap...or is that cheaply?
I am the teamiest team-player there is.
I can do this.
Just give me a chance.

Axelena (Busty) Jaysen
 
Sam Lit said:
TOP RATED STATION IN DESIREABLE TOP 50 SOUTH EAST MARKET IN SEARCH OF MORNING DRIVE FEMALE CO-HOST. MUST BE WITTY, RELATABLE TO MOMS, KNOW POP CULTURE, LOVE PERSONAL APPEARANCES AND BE A TRUE TEAM PLAYER. SEND PACKAGE WITH RESUME, REFERENCES, SAMPLE AUDIO AND PHOTO TO: [email protected] or Fax: Please reference job code 10RA219. EOE

TRANSLATION:

Ranking remote Medium Market station in search of an entry level Female sidekick; Must compliment better-paid Male counterpart; Must have a repetitive engaging laugh. Salary is P/T hourly, Must be willing to pay own expenses; Must be excessively attractive and generally overtly appealing; Androgynous females need not apply; Transgender males need not apply. You MUST be female and willing work for next to nothing. Typing a plus, four-wheel drive a must, lite house keeping required. Equal Opportunity Employer.
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Sam, you forgot "MUST BE AGRESSIVE", meaning must be eazy.
 
bigjay said:
I should apply to 10RA219.
I have breasts.
I can type.
I can laugh at ANYthing.
I can speak.
I can make less than the lead host.
I can learn all there is to know about Brittany Spears in a week or so. I can do remotes, especially the kind where creepy guys who carry their boomboxes with them STARE at me while I'm speaking on a mike.
I can relate to Soccer Moms, because my daughter's kids play football and are on the cheerleading squad.
I have been TOLD I'm whitty. Have you heard the one about the guy who walks into this bar? Did I say I have breasts? I have a "package" too.
I graduated High School. I always wanted to work in a vague Southeast market in the Top-50. My picture will say it all WITHOUT my mp3.
I know everyone in the business. They'll be my references.
I work cheap...or is that cheaply?
I am the teamiest team-player there is.
I can do this.
Just give me a chance.

Axelena (Busty) Jaysen


I just laughed so hard I think I might have wet myself a little.... :D

Jay, I've always admired and respected your talent, your drive and now, more importantly..... your humor.
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