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dr.akbar
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The Nurse and I caught Tuesday night's 8pm newscast on 3TV (the place with more breasts) and have decided we can't take it any more! Lead story...Az Science Museum to display corpses with muscles attached. Followed by water skiing screw-ups, then the inventor of a new bra that lets women adjust support for the office or maximum cleavage. We were wondering if the serial killer was found, as he didn't make the top three stories. What a legacy the Lewis' left BELO to destroy. YIKES! 
And by the way, Nurse Jeff tells me the reason you never see Phil Gordon and Janet Napolitano together at the same time is because they are the same person! YIKES again..but ya know, he's got something. They look the same...have the same five o'clock shadow and same nasally voice. Take the Akbar 'n Jeff Challenge - see if you can spot Janet and Phil together at the same time

And by the way, Nurse Jeff tells me the reason you never see Phil Gordon and Janet Napolitano together at the same time is because they are the same person! YIKES again..but ya know, he's got something. They look the same...have the same five o'clock shadow and same nasally voice. Take the Akbar 'n Jeff Challenge - see if you can spot Janet and Phil together at the same time