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Just to point something out....

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mcrawford114

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I have yet to take a shower today.
Also, I want some honest opinions on a question I have.

Tables....helpful accesories to a home, or the devil's own invention?
How do you feel? You decide.<P ID="signature">______________
Your Mom Goes To College</P>
 
> I have yet to take a shower today.

Good to know it. I also have yet to take a shower, as I am enjoying some morning TV. I will eventually take one...perhaps. Regis and Kelly are almost on, and I never miss the witty repartee' before hitting the water.

> Also, I want some honest opinions on a question I have.
>
> Tables....helpful accesories to a home, or the devil's own
> invention?
> How do you feel? You decide.
>
Tabes are wonderful devices, until left alone. When un-supervised, they become minions of Satan, as they lie in wait for you to pass by. Then, suddenly, the forces of the devil will your kneecap into the corner of the table, causing great pain and anguish, as you speak in tounges during the most excruciating few seconds after the collision.

But, more importantly, how does Janeane Garafalo feel about them? That could skew the whole Tables vs. the Religious right argument. Comments?

Damn tables...
 
You know who sits at tables? Republicans. Dang Republicans. When George Bush and his Unholy Cabinet are discussing their hideous and evil plans to take over the world, hold down minorities, inflate gas prices to enrich their fellow conspirators in big oil, and just generally think of ways to annoy Kanye West, what are they sitting at? A table. A really big table. You have probably seen it on TV.

When Tom DeLay came on TV after being indicted in Texas for violating a statute that did not go into effect until after the alleged deed, at what was he sitting? Yes, a table.

And when the Religious Right has a pancake supper at the Church, where do they all gather? Tables. Lots and lots of tables.

Futher, how do you figure how much you owe the IRS? By consuting a tax table.

And, in the second grade, remember having to toil over those hard to memorize multiplication tables? I'll bet you're still emotionally damaged.

And, we won't even discuss how many tables of various kinds lawyers use. Dang lawyers! Don't get me started on lawyers!

DE
 
> I have yet to take a shower today.
> Also, I want some honest opinions on a question I have.

I, for one, did shower this morning but forgot to change my socks. Dang it.
>
> Tables....helpful accesories to a home, or the devil's own
> invention?

Depending upon which 3rd world culture that tables (and electricity) helped to reduce to a heaping pile of rubble, one might say tables were an infernal provision of satan. I kinda like em so I can play Texas Holdem, but that's just me.

> How do you feel? You decide.
>

You can't say 'You decide' here. It's a trademark of Fox News Channel, Inc. It's also prohibited by new decrees in the Patriot act. (Always knew there was a way to start impeachment proceedings, but I digress) Only the government shall decide...

hehe. just kiddin'<P ID="signature">______________
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When tables are outlawed only outlaws will have tables... :-D

> You know who sits at tables? Republicans. Dang
> Republicans. When George Bush and his Unholy Cabinet are
> discussing their hideous and evil plans to take over the
> world, hold down minorities, inflate gas prices to enrich
> their fellow conspirators in big oil, and just generally
> think of ways to annoy Kanye West, what are they sitting at?
> A table. A really big table. You have probably seen it on
> TV.
>
> When Tom DeLay came on TV after being indicted in Texas for
> violating a statute that did not go into effect until after
> the alleged deed, at what was he sitting? Yes, a table.
>
> And when the Religious Right has a pancake supper at the
> Church, where do they all gather? Tables. Lots and lots of
> tables.
>
> Futher, how do you figure how much you owe the IRS? By
> consuting a tax table.
>
> And, in the second grade, remember having to toil over those
> hard to memorize multiplication tables? I'll bet you're
> still emotionally damaged.
>
> And, we won't even discuss how many tables of various kinds
> lawyers use. Dang lawyers! Don't get me started on
> lawyers!
>
> DE
>
 
> I have yet to take a shower today.
> Also, I want some honest opinions on a question I have.
>
> Tables....helpful accesories to a home, or the devil's own
> invention?
> How do you feel? You decide.
>


nice to play records on
 
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