Could you imagine it...
Mahler-Boy: "Y'know, Joshua Bell is going to be in San Francisco playing his fiddle with the symphony. I think that's AWESOME!"
DJ Scherzo: "You're all happy because you have a crush on him. ADMIT it!"
Mahler-Boy: "Well, it's a man-crush. Just like you and Yo Yo Ma."
DJ Scherzo: "Yeah, but cello players are STUDS! I asked my girlfriend about Yo Yo Ma and she went all dreamy, so I know it's stud power at work there."
Mahler-Boy: "Well, I happen to like Joshua Bell because he's GOOD! Have you heard him do Bruch's Concerto #1? Well, I HAVE, and he rocks on it. He played it with the San Francisco Symphony and they couldn't even keep up with him. "
DJ Scherzo: "Yeah, but they threw in some Wagner on that show, so that's cheating. Anybody can make Wagner sound good. You can drive a truck through a Wagner concert and it won't even hurt the sound."
Mahler-Boy: "Which reminds me, we're late with traffic. Here's Joe McBeethoven with traffic...
Joe McBeethoven: "Well, there's a jack-knifed big rig on the Nimitz. They spilled a number of violins on the freeway, but since they're low-priced Chinese violins, the CHP doesn't expect any traffic backup."
DJ Scherzo: "Can I pick one up for my kid?"
Mahler-Boy: "Yeah, she destroyed her last one, swatting at her brother."
Joe McBeethoven: "Over on Ygnacio Valley Road, there's a slowdown, probably for the concert at the Lesher Center."
Mahler-Boy: "Naw, they're playing Gershwin and nobody but blue-haired grandmas go to Gershwin..."
Mahler-Boy: "Y'know, Joshua Bell is going to be in San Francisco playing his fiddle with the symphony. I think that's AWESOME!"
DJ Scherzo: "You're all happy because you have a crush on him. ADMIT it!"
Mahler-Boy: "Well, it's a man-crush. Just like you and Yo Yo Ma."
DJ Scherzo: "Yeah, but cello players are STUDS! I asked my girlfriend about Yo Yo Ma and she went all dreamy, so I know it's stud power at work there."
Mahler-Boy: "Well, I happen to like Joshua Bell because he's GOOD! Have you heard him do Bruch's Concerto #1? Well, I HAVE, and he rocks on it. He played it with the San Francisco Symphony and they couldn't even keep up with him. "
DJ Scherzo: "Yeah, but they threw in some Wagner on that show, so that's cheating. Anybody can make Wagner sound good. You can drive a truck through a Wagner concert and it won't even hurt the sound."
Mahler-Boy: "Which reminds me, we're late with traffic. Here's Joe McBeethoven with traffic...
Joe McBeethoven: "Well, there's a jack-knifed big rig on the Nimitz. They spilled a number of violins on the freeway, but since they're low-priced Chinese violins, the CHP doesn't expect any traffic backup."
DJ Scherzo: "Can I pick one up for my kid?"
Mahler-Boy: "Yeah, she destroyed her last one, swatting at her brother."
Joe McBeethoven: "Over on Ygnacio Valley Road, there's a slowdown, probably for the concert at the Lesher Center."
Mahler-Boy: "Naw, they're playing Gershwin and nobody but blue-haired grandmas go to Gershwin..."