Wow.
I sure do hate Christmass
And I really hate Christmass caroles. Honestly, how many times do you need to hear the same friggin song redone by Celine Dione, Cher, Connie Stevens, Lou Rawls, Belinda Carlisle, Mel Torme, Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, Pink, Johnny Rotten, The Tubes, The Carpenters, Air Supply, Shirley Bassey, The Waitresses, Bette Midler, the cast of "Cats", Steve Winwood, Brenda Lee, Jimmy Buffett, Peter Tork, The Boomtown Rats, Tony Curtis, Linda Lavin, Trisha Yearwood, Dolly Parton, Ian Drury and the Blockheads, Natalie Merchant, Cass Elliot, Tony Orlando, Abba, Donna Summer, Eddie Grant, Slim Whitman, Barbra Streisand, Linda Ronstadt, Lindsay Lohan, Hoyt Axton, The English Beat, Men at Work, Rick Nelson, Paul Revere and the Raiders, Prince, Elvis Presley, Phil Collins, Journey, Timbuk3, ? and the Mysterians, Barry Wom, The Dixie Chicks, Andrew Gold, Queen, New Riders of the Purple Sage, Tom Rush, Jim Stafford, Donny & Marie, Debby Harry, B52's, Randy Newman, Erica Baidu, Sade', Katrina and the Waves, Pat Benetar, Pat Travers, Van Halen, Soft Cell, Men without Hats, Statler Brothers, Depeche Mode, Paul Williams, Andy Williams, Karla Bonoff, Wendy O. Williams, Ringo Starr, Wilson Pickett, Al Green, Green Day, Bob Weir, Annette Funicello, The Eagles, The Kinks, The Kingsmen, Aldo Nova, Lyle Lovett, Its a Beautiful Day, REM, NWA, Beastie Boys, Beach Boys, Arthur Hodgeson and the Kneecaps, Tom Jones, Roger Whitaker, Petula Clarke, Charles Azanavour, The Blasters, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Captain and Tenille, Bread, Leo Sayer, Emmylou Harris, Aerosmith, Huey Lewis and the News, Hootie and the Blowfish, Ethel Merman, Steve Lawrence and Edie Gorme, Glen Campbell, Roy Orbison, Thomas Dolby, Los Lobos, Souixie and the Banshees....
I could go on, but my brain hurts.
No Christmas until Dec. 20th, and then only sparringly.
So sayeth I, the Burgermeister-meisterburger
