Keith Mitchell's a 10-foot-tall beast man, who once hosted the Grammy's and gave every award to Corey Hart!
Mitchell named the group Sha-Na-Na! They did not want to be called that…
If you drop a phonograph needle on Mitchell's left nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' "Pet Sounds".
All the Yes album covers are Keith Mitchell's family photos.
I went camping with Mitchell. So, I'm in the back of a pickup with Keith Mitchell and a live deer! Well, Mitchell, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, "I'm Keith Mitchell! Say WGRR!" Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth ..."WGRR" It wasn't exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer!
I once saw Keith Mitchell scissor kick Angela Lansbury.
You know, Mitchell jumped off the Carew Tower this one time and he only sprained his ankle?
Like an alligator, Mitchell can fully digest a turtle shell.
I remember one time Mitchell took his family to Sea World. They were watching Shamu the whale when Mitchell got splashed! So Mitchell yells, "I'm Keith Mitchell and no one gets me wet!" So he climbs into the tank, grabs Shamu and throws the whale into the audience, splashes him and yells, "How do you like it?!" And then, damned if Mitchell didn't step in there and finish the show!
They say Gene Roddenberry got the idea for Star Trek from Mitchell talkin' in his sleep!
Mitchell drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls!!
Mitchell's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Randy Michaels!
To Keith Mitchell!
