Forget "Where all the GOOD songs have gone" -- where has Kelly Mitchell gone?! She's far more important than the good songs, which actually were last seen going down the toilet shortly after B107-9 began playing them to death.
Her departure leaves yet another gaping hole in the Air-Staff page on the station's Web site, so hmm, maybe it's time for me to update my "Top Secrets" Station Candidates list. What do you think, should I switch a couple? After all, WODB gets hit with her mysterious disappearance, and that leaves another five hours of the day's twenty-four seemingly up for grabs (well, four anyways -- gotta keep that request hour going, although people could just as easily request their favorite secrets instead ... and have a lot more fun doing it). So maybe they're better than #4. On the other hand, last Friday's very interesting Arbitrends chart shows that CD101 didn't exactly take the hit that I thought it might take from 106.7, so maybe they're worse than #2. Eh, there's still time -- it's going to take at least another two months for all the dust to settle, at least another two months for us to know exactly how much damage The Alternative Alternative Station has done to its primary target. Which I guess is what some outfits are mostly interested in -- hatred for the competition instead of compassion for us.
Hey, speaking of the P1 numbers, WHAT THE HECK IS A WDHT?!?! Actually I know the answer to that, so let's see, we've had Cincinnati beating out 1230 for a while, and now we've got Dayton beating out Your (Nobody's) Talk Station, too -- can Middletown be far behind? Or perhaps Hooterville? (Actually, "Green Acres" aficionados will know that Hooterville doesn't have its own radio station, but Pixley does. My bold prediction: next month look for WPIX to make the chart that WYTS can't. You read it here first.)