Ken Lay's Last Words

[sladd]

"I was still a better CEO than John Hogan."

 

[RoddyFreeman]

I heard he said, "None of this would have happened if I'd hired Tim Dukes."

 

[TheRealOtherNeil]

I swear I am not making this up.

Rev. William A. Lawson, pastor emeritus of Houston's Wheeler Avenue Baptist Church pastor who will officiate at Lay's funeral said, ``I plan to tell them this is not the first time somebody good has been falsely accused and even crucified,'' Lawson said today in an interview before leaving for Aspen.

``Just like Martin Luther King and John F. Kennedy, my hope is that people will view Ken Lay in a much more positive light after his death. Even though people say he's a robber and a crook and that it's a good thing he's dead, we have the right to tell his family we've seen this (vilification) before, and history can be kind.'' (http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aBNvHrxBjZaU&refer=)

Therefore, Ken Lay is like Jesus, MLK and JFK. I seem to remember JC washing the poor's feet, not stealing their pension. MLK freed his people, Lay did too; he freed them of their retirement and jobs. JFK dared us to think big, Lay dared his cronies to steal big. Rev. William A Lawson, you sir are the douchbag of 2006.

 

[karlrove]

"I was still a better CEO than John Hogan."

Not fair, John Hogan has only knocked $35 off his company's stock price.