DISCLAIMER: I'm on pretty heavy pain meds right now, and the voices in my head are practically screaming at me. :
So I'm listening to Phil Matier with Willie Brown on KCBS this morning and, once again, I'm griping to myself because Phil just gets rolling for two or three minutes before it's time for traffic. Mind you, he's being doled out in little spoonfuls on KCBS, but his little segments are among the best things on the the station, which is a darned good radio station with or without him.
Here's where the meds kick in and the visions appear...
Let's say somebody at Clear Channel/SF makes a phone call over to the San Francisco Chronicle. It's a simple move: KKGN/960 becomes KRON/960 -- Chronicle News Radio. You hire a couple of anchors to present the news headlines throughout the day. Chronicle reporters handle the field reporting. (The bad news: they don't get paid extra. The good news: they're still gainfully employed as journalists!*)
The sports updates (at 12 past the hour) are called the Sporting Green, featuring the Chronicle's all-star sportswriting team. Entertainment updates are called Datebook (or The Pink Section). Leah Garchik provides local flavor from her column. Commentary by Jon Carroll. Business with Andrew Ross. Maybe they have an hourly feature, with some local legend reading a minute from a classic Herb Caen column.
Phil Matier? Well, during the morning and afternoon drives, he's in the studio (which is conveniently located in the Chronicle newsroom, of course) to comment on the news, conduct interviews, and maybe do some co-anchoring, too.
Ad revenue? The newspaper and the radio station combine forces. Another tie-in? How about "For more on this story, go to SFGate.com, or pick up today's edition of the Chronicle, on newsstands everywhere." Clear Channel finds an HD-2 for an FM presence (or even a primary FM signal -- hey, it's my hallucination). Listeners flock to hear this marvelous station...
Yes, it's another of my genius ideas, presented here at no charge for the betterment of Bay Area radio. You're welcome.
Uh-oh. The meds are wearing off. Must have more meds....
* -- Yeah, I'm guessing after the meeting to announce this to Chronicle staff, there'll be about three dozen calls to the Guild office to see what the union has to say.
So I'm listening to Phil Matier with Willie Brown on KCBS this morning and, once again, I'm griping to myself because Phil just gets rolling for two or three minutes before it's time for traffic. Mind you, he's being doled out in little spoonfuls on KCBS, but his little segments are among the best things on the the station, which is a darned good radio station with or without him.
Here's where the meds kick in and the visions appear...
Let's say somebody at Clear Channel/SF makes a phone call over to the San Francisco Chronicle. It's a simple move: KKGN/960 becomes KRON/960 -- Chronicle News Radio. You hire a couple of anchors to present the news headlines throughout the day. Chronicle reporters handle the field reporting. (The bad news: they don't get paid extra. The good news: they're still gainfully employed as journalists!*)
The sports updates (at 12 past the hour) are called the Sporting Green, featuring the Chronicle's all-star sportswriting team. Entertainment updates are called Datebook (or The Pink Section). Leah Garchik provides local flavor from her column. Commentary by Jon Carroll. Business with Andrew Ross. Maybe they have an hourly feature, with some local legend reading a minute from a classic Herb Caen column.
Phil Matier? Well, during the morning and afternoon drives, he's in the studio (which is conveniently located in the Chronicle newsroom, of course) to comment on the news, conduct interviews, and maybe do some co-anchoring, too.
Ad revenue? The newspaper and the radio station combine forces. Another tie-in? How about "For more on this story, go to SFGate.com, or pick up today's edition of the Chronicle, on newsstands everywhere." Clear Channel finds an HD-2 for an FM presence (or even a primary FM signal -- hey, it's my hallucination). Listeners flock to hear this marvelous station...
Yes, it's another of my genius ideas, presented here at no charge for the betterment of Bay Area radio. You're welcome.
Uh-oh. The meds are wearing off. Must have more meds....
* -- Yeah, I'm guessing after the meeting to announce this to Chronicle staff, there'll be about three dozen calls to the Guild office to see what the union has to say.