> > > > > >
> > > > > Well, I think the fee in most churches is your
> > > soul...but
> > > > > the Free Methodist churchis usually a little more
> > > > > liberal/charismatic and you don't hear Wesleyan
> > teaching
> > >
> > > > > there. Methodist (or United Methodist) churches are
>
> > > more
> > > > > orthodox.
> > > > >
> > > In the spirit of all this Church talk, I am happy to
> > > announce I have turned over a new leaf. As of this
> > > weekend,
> > > I shall be Brother Hitman with the Sunday Soul
> Salvation
> > > Show and I shall preach the word as we get another AMEN
>
> > > from
> > > Fiddy Cent as he tells the congregation to loosen up
> > their
> > > pants just a little bit...then after a moment of
> > meditation
> > > the Choir of heavenly voices known as the PussyCat Dolls
>
> > > will inspire us to aspire to be more like them....we
> will
> > > pass the collection plate at 2:00 sharp...please put
> your
> > > dirty dollars in and pass the plate to the left!
> > >
> > > Ahhh...I feel better now!
> > >
> > While you're at it, I'd like to put in a prayer request
> that
> > NO ONE play any song by the Backstreet Boys, Britney
> Spears
> > or Jessica Simpson...for all eternity...
> >
>
>
> AMEN SISTA!!!! Just switch over to the Buzz on sunday
> afternoon when you hear um....I'll keep the congregation
> happy with real music...ROCK!!!! LOL Had to say it Hitman.
> Have a great weekend everyone!!!!
>
> Greg
>
Praise The Lord!!!! Now if I can only get country music to go away for all eternity (except for anything that Elvis did), this surely would not remain hell on earth.