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Last day of Spring Book: Predictions?

> > >
> > Well, I think the fee in most churches is your soul...but
> > the Free Methodist churchis usually a little more
> > liberal/charismatic and you don't hear Wesleyan teaching
> > there. Methodist (or United Methodist) churches are more
> > orthodox.
> >
In the spirit of all this Church talk, I am happy to
announce I have turned over a new leaf. As of this weekend,
I shall be Brother Hitman with the Sunday Soul Salvation
Show and I shall preach the word as we get another AMEN from
Fiddy Cent as he tells the congregation to loosen up their
pants just a little bit...then after a moment of meditation the Choir of heavenly voices known as the PussyCat Dolls will inspire us to aspire to be more like them....we will pass the collection plate at 2:00 sharp...please put your dirty dollars in and pass the plate to the left!

Ahhh...I feel better now!
 
> > > >
> > > Well, I think the fee in most churches is your
> soul...but
> > > the Free Methodist churchis usually a little more
> > > liberal/charismatic and you don't hear Wesleyan teaching
>
> > > there. Methodist (or United Methodist) churches are
> more
> > > orthodox.
> > >
> In the spirit of all this Church talk, I am happy to
> announce I have turned over a new leaf. As of this
> weekend,
> I shall be Brother Hitman with the Sunday Soul Salvation
> Show and I shall preach the word as we get another AMEN
> from
> Fiddy Cent as he tells the congregation to loosen up their
> pants just a little bit...then after a moment of meditation
> the Choir of heavenly voices known as the PussyCat Dolls
> will inspire us to aspire to be more like them....we will
> pass the collection plate at 2:00 sharp...please put your
> dirty dollars in and pass the plate to the left!
>
> Ahhh...I feel better now!
>
While you're at it, I'd like to put in a prayer request that NO ONE play any song by the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears or Jessica Simpson...for all eternity...
 
> >
> While you're at it, I'd like to put in a prayer request that
> NO ONE play any song by the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears
> or Jessica Simpson...for all eternity...
>
Well...with these boots are made for walking coming out from Daisy Duke herself...don't see that hapenning! Backstreet is back too...sorry! Welcome to TODAY's HIT MUSIC!!!
 
> > > > >
> > > > Well, I think the fee in most churches is your
> > soul...but
> > > > the Free Methodist churchis usually a little more
> > > > liberal/charismatic and you don't hear Wesleyan
> teaching
> >
> > > > there. Methodist (or United Methodist) churches are
> > more
> > > > orthodox.
> > > >
> > In the spirit of all this Church talk, I am happy to
> > announce I have turned over a new leaf. As of this
> > weekend,
> > I shall be Brother Hitman with the Sunday Soul Salvation
> > Show and I shall preach the word as we get another AMEN
> > from
> > Fiddy Cent as he tells the congregation to loosen up
> their
> > pants just a little bit...then after a moment of
> meditation
> > the Choir of heavenly voices known as the PussyCat Dolls
> > will inspire us to aspire to be more like them....we will
> > pass the collection plate at 2:00 sharp...please put your
> > dirty dollars in and pass the plate to the left!
> >
> > Ahhh...I feel better now!
> >
> While you're at it, I'd like to put in a prayer request that
> NO ONE play any song by the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears
> or Jessica Simpson...for all eternity...
>


AMEN SISTA!!!! Just switch over to the Buzz on sunday afternoon when you hear um....I'll keep the congregation happy with real music...ROCK!!!! LOL Had to say it Hitman. Have a great weekend everyone!!!!

Greg
 
> > > > > >
> > > > > Well, I think the fee in most churches is your
> > > soul...but
> > > > > the Free Methodist churchis usually a little more
> > > > > liberal/charismatic and you don't hear Wesleyan
> > teaching
> > >
> > > > > there. Methodist (or United Methodist) churches are
>
> > > more
> > > > > orthodox.
> > > > >
> > > In the spirit of all this Church talk, I am happy to
> > > announce I have turned over a new leaf. As of this
> > > weekend,
> > > I shall be Brother Hitman with the Sunday Soul
> Salvation
> > > Show and I shall preach the word as we get another AMEN
>
> > > from
> > > Fiddy Cent as he tells the congregation to loosen up
> > their
> > > pants just a little bit...then after a moment of
> > meditation
> > > the Choir of heavenly voices known as the PussyCat Dolls
>
> > > will inspire us to aspire to be more like them....we
> will
> > > pass the collection plate at 2:00 sharp...please put
> your
> > > dirty dollars in and pass the plate to the left!
> > >
> > > Ahhh...I feel better now!
> > >
> > While you're at it, I'd like to put in a prayer request
> that
> > NO ONE play any song by the Backstreet Boys, Britney
> Spears
> > or Jessica Simpson...for all eternity...
> >
>
>
> AMEN SISTA!!!! Just switch over to the Buzz on sunday
> afternoon when you hear um....I'll keep the congregation
> happy with real music...ROCK!!!! LOL Had to say it Hitman.
> Have a great weekend everyone!!!!
>
> Greg
>
Praise The Lord!!!! Now if I can only get country music to go away for all eternity (except for anything that Elvis did), this surely would not remain hell on earth.
 
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