5. "If you bring your talk show here, we'll sell all our stations!"
Missing from that compilation is Dave's Top 10 list after Westinghouse bought CBS. "Dr. Quinn: Refrigerator Repair Woman" still cracks me up to this day.
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I don't know if it was in the videos posted earlier (no time to watch all of it), but I remember a Top 10 list to the effect of "Top Ten Signs Your Network Has Been Sold To Westinghouse" and one of them was something like "Guy you've never seen before in the hall keeps grabbing his crotch and yelling 'You can be sure it's Westinghouse."
(for those too young to get the joke, "You can be sure if it's Westinghouse" was a corporate slogan which dated back to 1948):

