Thoughts on the Clear Channel Buyout
First of all, there's a lot of money at stake in this deal. No, I'm not talking about the $19.5-Billion buyout, I'm talking about the lawyers who are tripping over each other to represent somebody in this collosal cluster-fu -uh realignment.
In truth, I'm not sure how disappointed Clear Channel will be if the deal craters. They'd get at least a chunk of the $500-$600-Million in penalties if the banks back out of the deal. They've already divested themselves of their TV stations, and a bunch of small-market losers. They could end up with a leaner company, focused in bigger markets, and a pocketful of cash left over after the lawyers get done submitting their billable hours. In the meantime, they've blamed Bain & Lee on the hatcheting of hundreds of employees, so they can now put on the white hat and hire some of them back - at reduced salaries, of course.
Meanwhile, some lawyer somewhere is reading this, and putting it down as "billable hours" because they're "keeping up with industry reaction to the situation".
Cha-ching!