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lipripper

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Every time I check on the state of radio I'm more and more convienced the people in programming are obviously martains. They act just like a martian stepping out of a spaceship--clueless as to where they are & what to do about it. Pathetic.
 
lipripper said:
Every time I check on the state of radio I'm more and more convienced the people in programming are obviously martains. They act just like a martian stepping out of a spaceship--clueless as to where they are & what to do about it. Pathetic.
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Excuse me, Mr. Ripper, but your comments are racist, degrading and offensive. I know some martians are here illegally, but that's no excuse for your comments. Martians don't travel in spaceships to end up "clueless as to where they are".


Except the blonde martians.
 
lipripper said:
Every time I check on the state of radio I'm more and more convienced the people in programming are obviously martains. They act just like a martian stepping out of a spaceship--clueless as to where they are & what to do about it. Pathetic.
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They're not Martians lipripper. Martians have had a bad rap for too long, but their radio is actually pretty good.

What you are referring to are those xenomorphic gasbags from Uranus....now THEY'RE trouble. They knew how to take over Earth and that started with America's radio stations. Playing the same sucky music over and over and over is how they hypnotized the masses, chalking it up to "research" instead of any actually valid reason. And keeping us distracted with garbage like Britney's latest meltdown as our jobs are slashed and homes foreclosed (you gotta remember Earth's most valuable resource is money. Like my uncle once said "Money doesn't talk anymore, it screams.")

But most young folks are getting prepared to fight. They quit listening to commercial stations and they are playing a lot of indie stuff on iPods (not that mind numbing gangsta rap that does nothing but get them in trouble. Which is part of the whole Master Plan of these xenomorphic gasbags from Uranus.) Their minds are clearer without this garbage...and they're getting hip to what it's all about.....
 
Looks like we have a new candidate for "thread of the year".
 
Really, it's the Plutonians!

Every since they had their planetary rights taken away, the have just radiated bitter cold hate. I blamed them for the sunspots and radio interference.
 
Martians + Xenomorphic gasbags from Uranus + Plutonians = Planet Radio

Remember, from an old Kimmer "Flush The Lines" gag: "There are four races in the human species: the Caucasoid, the Negroid, the Mongoloid, and the Tammylloyd"
 
"Iran, Iran so far away"... sorry, it popped in my head as this thread is getting the "Mara Davis Cheese Treatment".

Right now those crazy North Koreans are stocked with the Plutonians, which makes me think of Frank Caliendo's impression of Charles Barkley ranting about Kim Jong Il.

Okay, it's late. I'll stop cheesing... for now.
 
There's a joke about probing in this somewhere, but I just can't put my finger on it...
 
andyfrom88 said:
There's a joke about probing in this somewhere, but I just can't put my finger on it...
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....that's okay. That's one place your finger probably shouldn't be.
 
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