Ok. New name suggestion time:
How ‘bout White Port and Lemon Juice? Oh wait, there’s already a WPLJ. How ‘bout the Manhattan? Na, not Philly enough. How’ bout Gin Fizz? No, I suppose not. Way too present format descriptive. How about Tequila Sunrise? Na, apparently the sun has already set on this format. How ‘bout the Screwdriver? After all, it’s what’s gonna happen to the existing staff any minute. Hey what about the Harvey Wallbanger. It’s definitely what Kelly is doing right now. No actually, it’s what his investors have been doing for the past several years. Tonic and Tequila! Now that's for tomorrow morning’s hangover when the investors realize again that they blew 5 million dollars on a short spaced graveyard frequency with basic ground system deficiencies. Yo, I’ve got it!! The White Russian? And put on a left leaning Air America progressive talker socialist channel!!! AHHHHHH. No, none of those I suppose. Let’s face it, it’s going to be straight TalkRadio 1340 with Laura Ingram anchoring the lineup and the rest popular syndicated fare. It’s just a shame that no one beyond 4 miles of the transmitter will hear it.
And hey, when that fails they could always go back to Ectoplasm AM IBOC Skin Radio, and relive this entire calamity like the reoccurring nightmare that it turned out to be.