4) Red Holland. That by itself is a goldmine of "memorable" .... he was (maybe still is?) a TV hunting/fishing show personality based in the Florida panhandle. Over the years, he's done shows on Panama City's WJHG 7, and especially on WTVY 4 in Dothan, Ala. (close to the Fla. line). Hosted a weekend show called "Outdoors With Red", but his early morning show "Good Morning Tri-States" was its own kind of memorable. His theme song - Ray Stevens' Henhouse Five version of "In the Mood" with the clucking chickens - couldn't have been more appropriate.
Anyway, Red did most of the commercials for the show himself. Remember the old "Crazy Eddie" character? Imagine Crazy Eddie with a fishing cap, flannel shirt and a deep Southern accent. Red didn't read copy, he screamed it. From all I've gathered, it wasn't a parody -- it was real. And people in that part of Alabama, Georgia and Florida practically worshiped the guy. It was insane.
--Russell