Yeah, I know. I didn't want to leave the Kwanzians out. And I did fail to mention Happy Chrismukkah, for families with mixed religions.
However, I think Festivus would have been a hoot, especially the part where you stand up and tell everyone what you think of them. And of course the wrestling match. Only in America.
Mark my word, next year I will have a Festivus metal pole on display.