Generational Changes.....
....or the "DAMMIT! I WARNED YA KIXI!" post:
This post has REALLY aroused my curiosity. Makes me wonder when I'm gonna hear "N.W.O." Ministry on KZOK (come to think of it, they should play it NOW.)
But I digress (or DO I?)
It would be really interesting a few years from now hearing "Nookie" Limp Bizkit, "My Own Worst Enemy" Lit, "Du Hast" Rammstein, "Firestarter" Prodigy, etc on KZOK...
But that begs another question...where will The Beatles, Eric Clapton, Tom Petty, The Stones or any of those guys go? The way of Glenn Miller, Benny Goodman, Bing Crosby and Tommy Dorsey today?
Who's even gonna remember those guys, let alone PLAY them in 2020? Robert Johnson and Bessie Smith were lucky enough to have revivals in the blues communties. Outside of the brief swing revival of 1998 (Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Combustible Edison, etc) and Christina Aguilera's flirtation, I don't see much further hope commercially for '30s/'40's music.
Or will terrstrial radio even BE here in 2020? I'll be 62, but more than likely not retired (at the rate things are going with Social Security, no decent pensions, etc.) Yup, I'll just work myself into the grave.....
SIGH!
(DREAM SEQUENCE BEGINS)
"...why yes dear. And we also had something called an MP3, which allowed you to hear anything you wanted to hear off a computer or on an iPod..."
"REALLY?"
"Yes honey, iPods were portable music devices. But before that, we had something called a radio"
"What's a radio? And... Grandpa...."
"A radio was something you could hear music off of without paying a monthly subscription fee for it. They had people called disc jockeys who played music for you."
"Like those digital Clear MicroComcaXMSiriEMISonyBMGWarnUniversal Channels we have now?....But Grandpa...."
"Something like it. Except most of the DJs were humans, not aural holograms"
"And what's a KZOK? GRANDMA GET IN HERE!"
"KZOK was a radio station that is now The Old People's Channel on the AOL Clear MicroComcaXMSiriEMISonyBMGWarnUniversal Channels lineup, Channel 5867495447239576"
"The one you listen to..yes..um, did you pay your subscription fee this month? GRANDMA WE HAVE A PROBLEM!!"
"They deducted it off my....uh-oh...."
"GRANDMA! Grandpa didn't get reprogrammed this month! I didn't hear the latest ad for the new hologram"
"Oh crap...."
(Grandma rushes in)
"LARRY, DAMMIT YOU KNOW YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO GET REPROGRAMMED EVERY MONTH OR YOU WILL EXPLODE! YOU CAN'T FORGET THESE THINGS, THE GOVERNMENT IS SERIOUS...NOW WHAT IS YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER AND PIN!!....."
"With extra synthetic cheese and cloned beef, please..."
(DREAM SEQUENCE ENDS)
(Waking up in cold sweat.....)
I go through this every night.....