most tasteless, nontraditional xmas songs we wish we could play!

[cARLOS Blake]

This happens to be a favorite topic for me this time of year. Please give the absolute worst Xmas song ever(in your book!)...here are a few of my favorites...some are classics though so look out!

Carol of the Bells- (guy from Family Guy)(new favorite THIS year)
Rudolph the Welfare Reigndeer-Evil Barney
I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus- Kip Adotta
Deck The Halls-(Cat version)-Tabbynackle Choir
Dominique the Donkey-Julius LeRosa
Santa Claus Go Straight To the Ghetto-James Brown
The Chimney Song-Bob Rivers
Rummy Rocker Boy-Bob Rivers

 

[RadioSurvivor]

"Shouldn't Have Given Him A Gun For Christmas" - Wall of Voodoo

Actually a fun song, but with lines like "The plastic baby Jesus was blown to smithereens," it's bound to rub someone the wrong way.

 

[AMandFM]

"Mistress For Christmas" - AC/DC

 

[YEKIMI]

"Holy S**t, it's Christmas" by Red Peters

 

[The Sigon]

Yep, Red Peters gets my vote.

 

[HHH]

"Santa Got A D.W.I." by Sherwin Linton.

 

[Those RRRRs]

Don't know the artist but the lyric went something like:

"We wish you'd bury the misses, we wish you'd bury the misses, we wish you'd bury the misses, she's been dead for a year."

 

[cARLOS Blake]

Almost forgot It's the Most Fattening Time of the Year & Walkin' 'Round in Women's Underwear by Bob Rivers, the Cow Moo-ing version of Jingle Bells & (this one's not really tasteless but still comes to mind) Jingle Bells(Laughing)-St. Nick ;D

 

[Corky Marlowe]

Worst ever...And this one is obscure...

"Put The Loot In The Boot" by Mae West. She makes the Spice Girls' "Sleigh Ride" sound like some primo Bing Crosby by comparison.

 

[cARLOS Blake]

When we go solid Xmas music Mae West's in rotation every year! Same with "I'm Gonna Lasso Santa Claus by Peggy Lee.

 

[cARLOS Blake]

Almost forgot(but I wouldn't wish this atrocity on anyone)...Barbera Streisand's version of Jingle Bells(where she goes"jingle bells jingle bells-jing jan-gle)...brings back pretty bad 8 track memories!
Even worse than Connie Francis' "I'm Gonna Be Warm This Winter. ewwww.

 

[david5258]

gary burbank used to edit babs into the singing sheep AND the barking dogs to make jingle bells a choirfest!!!!!! still a whole lot better than madonna's knockoff of marilyn cooing santa baby---yeech--david5258

 

[gr8oldies]

"I Farted on Santa's Lap" (forget the artist)
"Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire" (I think Bob Rivers)

 

[radioguynj]

Not really all that bad, but...

"Christmas at Ground Zero" by Weird Al Yankovic ("I'll duck undercover/ with my yuletide lover/ as the air raid sirens blare")

 

[FightingIrish]

"Christmas In The Drunk Tank" by The Pogues.

 

[BizDecision]

Almost forgot(but I wouldn't wish this atrocity on anyone)...Barbera Streisand's version of Jingle Bells(where she goes"jingle bells jingle bells-jing jan-gle)...brings back pretty bad 8 track memories!
Even worse than Connie Francis' "I'm Gonna Be Warm This Winter. ewwww.

I heard the Barbara Streisand song last night on 1590 AM WAKR and thought that was one of the worst "carols" ever. She absolutely butchered that song. Was she in a hurry to leave that recording session?

 

[Corky Marlowe]

I always thought it was an attempt to be a big, Broadway showstopper tune...Still, it's only her second worst Xmas song...the worst has to be "The Best Gift", in which she sings about the best Christmas gift she ever got being her brand new baby. (This from someone who wouldn't have brought forth a child for all the tea in China.)

 

[Rusty Muck]

Not really all that bad, but...

"Christmas at Ground Zero" by Weird Al Yankovic ("I'll duck undercover/ with my yuletide lover/ as the air raid sirens blare")

Weird Al also sang "www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/weirdalyankovic/thenightsantawentcrazy.html+The+Night+Santa+Went+Crazy+lyrics&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=2&gl=us]The Night Santa Went Crazy[/url]." Also a classic... ("From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo / Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo / And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye, / 'Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!'")

- nate81

 

[gr8oldies]

John Denver-Daddy Don't Get Drunk this Christmas"

 

[cARLOS Blake]

Almost forgot-100 bulbs on the Xmas Tree by Father Guido Sarducci(Don Novello)