MSNBC has started cutting back on their Katrina coverage... it is so two weeks ago! They've decided to start focusing instead on the real important news - another missing pretty blonde girl!
What is REAL news at MSNBC:
Missing blonde woman: Check out those perfect teeth, no flyaway hair, an easy to pronounce name... only possible negative is her eyes may, in fact, be brown. The anchors, which mostly look like her, can really relate!
Missing Katrina victims: Outside of the kid that looks like Ron Weasley from Harry Potter (note to production assistant - check with Time Warner for possible Harry Potter movie tie-in! - we could giveaway Harry Potter stuff to the homeless kids!), few of these folks are cute and pretty white people. Names often hard to pronounce and may not fit on screen... no pictures for many... hundreds missing. Just doesn't "connect" with MSNBC producers.
Verdict: Always go with the pretty blonde ladies!!! Let CNN handle those OTHER people....
After being shamed by the summer of excess, one would think MSNBC would have even the smallest bit of news judgment to forego the missing blonde girl stories during a catastrophe on the Gulf Coast with hundreds of kids displaced and missing thanks to the devastation. But no, MSNBC will go with the missing Virginia student instead. Amazing what passes for news judgment over there.
What is REAL news at MSNBC:
Missing blonde woman: Check out those perfect teeth, no flyaway hair, an easy to pronounce name... only possible negative is her eyes may, in fact, be brown. The anchors, which mostly look like her, can really relate!
Missing Katrina victims: Outside of the kid that looks like Ron Weasley from Harry Potter (note to production assistant - check with Time Warner for possible Harry Potter movie tie-in! - we could giveaway Harry Potter stuff to the homeless kids!), few of these folks are cute and pretty white people. Names often hard to pronounce and may not fit on screen... no pictures for many... hundreds missing. Just doesn't "connect" with MSNBC producers.
Verdict: Always go with the pretty blonde ladies!!! Let CNN handle those OTHER people....
After being shamed by the summer of excess, one would think MSNBC would have even the smallest bit of news judgment to forego the missing blonde girl stories during a catastrophe on the Gulf Coast with hundreds of kids displaced and missing thanks to the devastation. But no, MSNBC will go with the missing Virginia student instead. Amazing what passes for news judgment over there.